Favorite SG1 Quotes

[Martina Magnus]

Sam: "No offense, Daniel, but it's not like you don't have some issues to work out."

Daniel: "Oh, yeah."

Sam: "Maybe you should talk to someone."

Daniel: "I thought I was."

[Fan-e-Gate]

Threads

Sam: [O'Neill's arm is around her shoulders and she is leaning into him, for comfort] Thank you, sir.
Jack: For what?
Sam: For being here for me.
Jack: [pauses and looks at her] Always.

[Lunaeclipse]

(Jack too weak to stand wants to get out of bed)
Janet: "You can protest all you want, Colonel, but it'll be a while before you get your strength back. So relax."
Jack: "Oh come on…"
Janet: "Ah! Doctor's orders." (shea leaves the room)
Jack: "Napoleonic power monger. (Rolls over and looks at Teal'c.)

(Crystal Skull ep)

[Martina Magnus]

Sam: [Jeannie and Rodney are bickering] "Woah, woah! Siblings, please!"

Rodney & Jeannie: [at the same time] "Sorry."

Rodney: [about the way Sam's looking at them] "What?"

Sam: "Well, it's just you both said "sorry" with that cute Canadian way, and I... [Rodney stares at her, less than amused] Sorry."

[Raw_Deal]

Sam: [Jeannie and Rodney are bickering] "Woah, woah! Siblings, please!"

Rodney & Jeannie: [at the same time] "Sorry."

Rodney: [about the way Sam's looking at them] "What?"

Sam: "Well, it's just you both said "sorry" with that cute Canadian way, and I... [Rodney stares at her, less than amused] Sorry."

But it's actaully from SGA.

[Martina Magnus]

But it's actaully from SGA.

I know It's from McKay and Mrs. Miller ep ...
but Sam was there ... and it's awesome scene

[Lunaeclipse]

Jack: "So what exactly did you have in mind regarding the capture of this Goa'uld? What was his name? Kevlar?"

(Deadman's Switch)

[Lunaeclipse]

Jack: "Well, we're exactly one zat gun short of actually having a zat gun." (Deadman's Switch)

[Madness reigns]

Beast of Burden

Maj. Carter: Daniel, are you okay?

Dr. Jackson: Uh, I've been better.

Maj. Carter: Col. O'Neill?

Dr. Jackson: Uh, physically fine. But, uh, I'm not expecting a birthday present any time soon.

[Lunaeclipse]

Jack: "Is that a 'money back if you're not completely alive' guarantee?" (Pretense)

[Fan-e-Gate]

Mobius Pt. 1

Daniel: We don't know where it is now, but we do know where it was: Giza, 3000 B.C.
Sam: You can't be serious.
Jack: What?
Daniel: It's the only way.
Jackl: What?
Sam: No, we agreed.
Jack: If I have to say "what" one more time, heads are gonna roll!

[Martina Magnus]

Col. O'Neill: Ooh! Anybody else feel that?

Maj. Carter: The tingling sensation is caused by the energy field. It's not causing any physical damage, so there's nothing to worry about, sir.

Col. O'Neill: No, I like it. It's good!

[Lucycat]

: Carter, how long have I been asleep?
: Seven days.
: That's a record.
(Fragile Balance)

[Martina Magnus]

Ba'al: You dare mock me?!

O'Neill: Ba'al, come on you, you should know. Of course I dare mock you.

[Fan-e-Gate]

Moebius Pt. 2

Sam: Look, if we don't make it...
[kisses Jack]
Jack: Wait a minute! I thought you liked Daniel.
Sam: I lied. I just wanted to get to know you better. You see, I'm a very cautious person, and I tend to take things-
[Jack interrupts, kissing her]