Favorite SG1 Quotes

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Just managed to activate my account: I hope this is the right place to get an answer to my question.

In an episode I can't remember, possibly from one of the earlier seasons of SG-1, Hammond asks an underling (not one of the main cast) to fix some engineering problem. On being told it would take 24 hours, Hammond responds with something like "I want it done in 12", then the underling says "I'm sorry sir, but engineering doesn't work that way".

That's as specific as I can be, but (for a friend of mine who is an engineer) I'd like to find the exact quote and the episode it's from.

Any ideas?

[Martina Magnus]

Hammond: You know that's my car, don't you?
O'Neill: You should get that window fixed.

[Krisz]

Just managed to activate my account: I hope this is the right place to get an answer to my question.

In an episode I can't remember, possibly from one of the earlier seasons of SG-1, Hammond asks an underling (not one of the main cast) to fix some engineering problem. On being told it would take 24 hours, Hammond responds with something like "I want it done in 12", then the underling says "I'm sorry sir, but engineering doesn't work that way".

That's as specific as I can be, but (for a friend of mine who is an engineer) I'd like to find the exact quote and the episode it's from.

Any ideas?

It is from 'Solitudes'

DAVIS: We've almost replaced all the super conductive interface elements, Sir. The old ones all melted. It's going to take some time to load test them though.

HAMMOND: Just tell me the minute we can send a probe through.

SILER: That'll be 24 hours General, minimum.

TEAL'C: Captain Carter and Colonel O'Neill do not have that long.

HAMMOND: I'll give you half that.

SILER: No Sir, it doesn't work that way. 24 hours is the best I can do.

HAMMOND: Then you'd better get back to it.

SILER: Yes Sir! Come on, let's go.

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Dr. Carmichael: [after injecting Teal'c's heart with adrenaline] That's not gonna work again.
Jack: I don't wanna see that again!

[Krisz]

From 'The Return Pt 2'

CETUS: What were you doing in the flooded sections of the city?

O'NEILL: The backstroke, I think.

[Martina Magnus]

Mitchell: One more stupid question. Landry gives him a look Uh, yours was fine, sir. Mine was stupid.

[Eye Of Ra]

[Carter and O'Neill are lying close to one another for warmth.]
Carter: Sir?
O'Neill: It's my sidearm, I swear. [Sam starts to laugh] No giggling... please

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Sam: Teal'c, how do Jaffa couples handle their problems?
Teal'c: On Chulak, a dispute between a man and a woman that cannot be resolved necessitates a pledge break. It must be requested by one and granted by the other.
Daniel: And if that doesn't work?
Teal'c: A weapon is required.

[Martina Magnus]

Mitchell: So, do you... live here on your own?
Dr. Reya Varrick: Why do you ask?
Mitchell: It's a big place. I don't know. Just curious, I guess.
Dr. Reya Varrick: I thought that was your clever way of asking if I was married.
Mitchell: I'm not that clever.

[Eye Of Ra]

Teal'c: The destruction of the hammer device in order to save my life may have caused this. If so, I am responsible.

O'Neill: General, I gave the order.

Jackson: I fired the staff at the machine.

Carter: And I... was there

[Martina Magnus]

Baal: Do you not know the pain you will suffer for this impudence?
O'Neill: I don't know the meaning of the word. pause Seriously, "impudence," what does that mean?

[Eye Of Ra]

Jackson: How is it that you always manage to come up with the worst case scenario?
O'Neill: I practice.

[Martina Magnus]

Jacek: Sweetheart! How is life treating you?
Vala: Certainly better than you ever did.

[Lunaeclipse]

Jack : "Well, these folks don't look lost—nor dead."

[Martina Magnus]

Teal'c: Can I give you some advice?
Jacek: Any input is appreciated.
Teal'c: Three words: be less annoying.