Favorite SG1 Quotes

[Martina Magnus]

O'Neill: So help me. If I wake up, and I'm singing soprano

Hahaha Yeah I miss Jack's humor

[Eye Of Ra]

Hahaha Yeah I miss Jack's humor

O'Neill: So Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert.
Merrin: Yes.
O'Neill: How old are you?
Merrin: I am eleven. How old are you?
O'Neill: So… Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert

[Martina Magnus]

O'Neill: So Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert.
Merrin: Yes.
O'Neill: How old are you?
Merrin: I am eleven. How old are you?
O'Neill: So… Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert

Thornbird: I'm Major Robert Thornbird. And you are?

O'Neill coughs at the smoke before replying.

O'Neill: (calmly) Captain James T. Kirk, of the starship Enterprise.

Thornbird: And your dog tags say otherwise.

O'Neill: They're lying.

[Eye Of Ra]

Michael: So your thing, that thing, on your forehead; what's it symbolize? Peace?

Teal'c: Slavery, to false gods.

Michael: Right on. So it's made out of...?

Teal'c: Do not discuss it further.

Michael: I dig. It's cool. [pause] So you just go AWOL?

[Stare from Teal'c]

Michael: Hey, we're cool. After the concert me and Jenny, we're even thinking about crossing the border up to Canada.

Teal'c: For what reason?

Michael: You know, man… the war.

Teal'c: The war with Canada?

Michael: ... No.

[Martina Magnus]

O’NEILL (on the screen): Um, college football is played on Saturdays; pro on Sundays; and there are no fish in my pond ... at all ... where I fish. (He turns to the other two.) Uh, I think that covers it for me.

[Eye Of Ra]

O'Neill: Carter? What just happened? (She looks up at the sky, confused)
Elrad: The Eye of Odin grows dim.
Carter: Some sort of shift in the light frequency.
O'Neill: Good. I thought I was having a stroke.

[Martina Magnus]

Jackson: Mak tal shree! Lok tak. Mekta satak Oz! Mok tal Oz kree!

Jackson: I don't think they bought my act.

Jacob: Why? Who'd you say you were?

Jackson: The... ah... Great and Powerful Oz.

[Eye Of Ra]

O'Neill: If I say "What?" and you say "It's classified," I'm gonna shoot you

[Martina Magnus]

Jack: Lucy I'm home
Teal'c: I am not Lucy

[Eye Of Ra]

Heru'ur: You dare challenge me?
O'Neill: thinkin' about it.

[Martina Magnus]

That's the best quote

[Eye Of Ra]

That's the best quote

Nice


O'Neill: This is real this time, isn't it?

Gamekeeper: Do not pull that!! You are ruining the garden! I told you they will ruin everything! First, the garden, next, the entire planet!

O'Neill and Jackson: It's real.

[Fan-e-Gate]

Orpheus

Daniel: [Teal'c, Rya'c, Bra'tac, and Rak'nor have all been taken prisoner] This is my fault.
Jack: How's that?
Daniel: 'Cause I should have done something when I had the chance... when I had the power...
Jack: I think we've already established that wouldn't've worked out either.
[pause]
Jack: Nope! It's time for Plan B.
Sam: We have a Plan B?
Jack: No, but it's time for one.

[Martina Magnus]

MITCHELL: *enters* How's it going?

CARTER: *sarcastic* Fantastic… we've almost completed the first sentence…

[Eye Of Ra]

Mitchell: So, we're outmatched in manpower, firepower, and technology. Do we have any sort of battle strategy, or are we just planning on dropping out of hyperspace and getting our asses kicked again?