Favorite SG1 Quotes

[LtColCarter]

O'Neill: "You are so wrong...It's a perfect analogy. Burns as the Goa'uld."

Teal'c: "They are merely animated charaters, O'Neill."

O'Neill: "You are so shallow."

Daniel: "Oh Please! Teal'c's like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. Come on! Tell em how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this."

Teal'c: "My depth is immaterial to this conversation."

Daniel: "Oh! See!"

O'Neill: "No more beer for you."

Carter: "I'm sorry, Sir, but I have to agree. I don't see the connection."

O'Neill: "Alright that does it. You know the entire VHS collection was going to one of you. It's going to Siler. He gets it."

[Echo 418]

From Stargate SG-1 season 4 episode 1 (Small Victories, continuation of Nemesis)

Looking at the O'Neill (The Asgard ship that was built to fight replicators) exploding in hyperspace, followed by the boarded Asgard ships blowing one by one:

Carter: It worked! Yes!
[...]
Carter: We did it...
Thor: It was your stupid idea, Major Carter

[Tachyon]

The Other Guys:

Gooms: How can you call yourself a scientist and not worship on the altar of Roddenberry?!

Classic!

[pointoforigin]

Chain Reaction 4x15
Jack O'Neill: [entering Maybourne's very empty apartment] Have ya heard of IKEA?

[LtColCarter]

Dr. Lee: Look, we've been working on this chair for two years to make it a viable virtual reality training tool for SGC personnel.

Teal'c: You have failed.

O'Neill: He's nothing if not honest.

Dr. Lee: Well, I mean, maybe we could, er, it could use a little more work but...

O'Neill: Can you make it harder... more difficult?

Dr. Lee: Well, I mean, we can input the parameters for different scenarios, but the vast majority of the simulation array comes from the mind of the user. The programming is actually built by interfacing memories from the individual's consciousness with the chair's matrix.

O'Neill: Carter, all I heard was Matrix and I found those films *quite* confusing.

[ha'tak_]

every single quote be Jack o´neill

[LtColCarter]

Bregman: What is the, uh…what is the significance of that?

Daniel: It's fascinating.

Bregman: It's fasc…Okay. [to his crew] Back up. Back up. [back to Daniel] Uh, that's it? It's "fascinating"? Then why were we running?

Daniel: Oh, uh, I just wanted to see if you'd chase me.

[discodiva]

Bregman: What is the, uh…what is the significance of that?

Daniel: It's fascinating.

Bregman: It's fasc…Okay. [to his crew] Back up. Back up. [back to Daniel] Uh, that's it? It's "fascinating"? Then why were we running?

Daniel: Oh, uh, I just wanted to see if you'd chase me.

Hee hee!...I LOVED that bit!!...

You're good with these quotes - keep 'em coming!...


Deeds xx

[clauz89]

from season 8 New Order
Dr. Jackson: The System Lords can't be trusted, either as a group or individuals. They're posturing egomaniacs driven by an unsatisfiable lust for power, each one capable of unimaginable evil.
Dr. Weir: See, why should I be nervous? Sounds like an average day at the United Nations.

[LtColCarter]

HAMMOND: Well, that's good news. I don't mind telling you we've all been holding our breath down here.

TEAL'C: That is most unwise.

[hiro]

O'Neill: "You are so wrong...It's a perfect analogy. Burns as the Goa'uld."

Teal'c: "They are merely animated charaters, O'Neill."

O'Neill: "You are so shallow."

Daniel: "Oh Please! Teal'c's like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. Come on! Tell em how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this."

Teal'c: "My depth is immaterial to this conversation."

Daniel: "Oh! See!"

O'Neill: "No more beer for you."

Carter: "I'm sorry, Sir, but I have to agree. I don't see the connection."

O'Neill: "Alright that does it. You know the entire VHS collection was going to one of you. It's going to Siler. He gets it."

epic !!!!

mine is from the crystal skull ( season 3 ep 21)

O'NEILL
Rothman couldn't figure out an ashtray.
The guy we need working on that skull is Daniel.


TEAL'C
It is he whom we endeavor to locate, O'Neill.


O'NEILL
Look I'm sick of laying around. Help me up.


TEAL'C
Doctor Fraiser believes you are not strong enough to undertake such a mission.

(Jack tries to get up and hits the floor like a sack of potatoes.)

Doctor Fraiser is usually correct in such matters.

(He picks up Jack and drops him on the bed.)


O'NEILL
Thank you. (muffled)


TEAL'C
You are welcome O'Neill.

[kusanagi]

HAMMOND: Well, that's good news. I don't mind telling you we've all been holding our breath down here.

TEAL'C: That is most unwise.

Love this one!!

[LtColCarter]

Maybourne: Teal'c. It's good to see you well.

Teal'c: In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you.

[hiro]

Maybourne: Teal'c. It's good to see you well.

Teal'c: In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you.

it's epic !!!

[kusanagi]

2001 (i think) Jack says to Mollem (the Aschen) something like: hi, Melon