Favorite SG1 Quotes

[LtColCarter]

I don't remember the episode's name, but this is the episode where SG-1 meets the people who live underground. They discover that the people are really clones.

O'Neill - "So what's your impression of Alar?"
Teal'c - "That he is concealing something."
O'Neill - "Like what?"
Teal'c - "I am unsure. He is concealing it."

[kivawolfspeaker]

Teal'c: My depth is immaterial to this conversation

[kusanagi]

I don't remember the episode's name, but this is the episode where SG-1 meets the people who live underground. They discover that the people are really clones.

O'Neill - "So what's your impression of Alar?"
Teal'c - "That he is concealing something."
O'Neill - "Like what?"
Teal'c - "I am unsure. He is concealing it."

or:

Jack: Lucy I'm home
Teal'c: I am not Lucy

[LtColCarter]

or:

Jack: Lucy I'm home
Teal'c: I am not Lucy

Yes...I remember that one too!

[clauz89]

from season 4 Window of Opportunity:
Col. O'Neill: Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal...WACKO!

simply fantastic!

[LtColCarter]

from season 4 Window of Opportunity:
Col. O'Neill: Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal...WACKO!

simply fantastic!

ROFLMAO...I remember that! too funny!

[Jumper_One]

Window of Opportunity
Jack: I ask you. What could possibly be in my eye that could explain this?

New Order Part 2
Jack: Teal'c. What's with the hair?
Thor: O'Neill.
Jack: Thor. You got aspirin?
Thor: You should feel better momentarily and your memory will slowly return.
Jack: Teal'c. What's with the hair?

[pointoforigin]

S4 Exodus
Major Samantha Carter: I've just never blown up a star before.
Colonel Jack O'Neill: Well, they say the first one's always the hardest.

[clauz89]

S4 Exodus
Major Samantha Carter: I've just never blown up a star before.
Colonel Jack O'Neill: Well, they say the first one's always the hardest.

Jacob: Come on, Sam. It can't be any harder than blowing up a sun.
Sam: You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water.
[Alien control panel lights up.]
Sam: Next step, parting the Red Sea!

[Jumper_One]

Failsafe
Jack: Carter… I can see my house

[gotthammer]

from '1969'
Daniel Jackson (after being asked, in Russian, if he were a Russian spy): "Nyet."

[Cheyenne Grace]

'1969'

Daniel: "We can... pretend to be foreigners."
Jack: "How you gonna do that?"
Daniel: "Well, I speak twenty-three different languages, pick one."

Go Daniel!

[kusanagi]

Failsafe
Jack: Carter… I can see my house

I love this one!!

[LtColCarter]

'1969'

Daniel: "We can... pretend to be foreigners."
Jack: "How you gonna do that?"
Daniel: "Well, I speak twenty-three different languages, pick one."

Go Daniel!

I love that episode!

[Steelbox]

Teal'c: Undomesticated equines could not remove me!
O'Neill: Horses Teal'c! Horses!