Favorite SG1 Quotes

[Madness reigns]

I think I may have posted this before, but the delivery of it is perfect and I can't help but smile every time I hear it.

Heroes pt1

[SG-13 finds a ruined city]

Dr. Balinsky: Oh, Dr. Jackson's gonna die when he sees this!

Col. Dixon: What, again?

[Fan-e-Gate]

The Road Not Taken

Major Lorne: [Discussing the alternate reality Carter's failed marriage] It was this dot com millionaire smartass named McKay.
Sam: Not... Rodney McKay?
Major Lorne: Yeah. You have one too, huh? Is he a jerk in your universe?

[AresLover452]

Jack: Carter wanted a steak...
Sam: It was your idea sir

UPGRADES

[blueray]

heroes pt 1

Teal'c: I did not say much.
Sam: Really? It's usually so hard to shut you up"

[Lt.Colonel John Sheppard]

Exodus
Jack: MAYDAY MAYDAY We are SO Going in !

[Madness reigns]

Avalon pt 2

Lt. Colonel Mitchell: Room full of gold and jewels, and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one book.

[blueray]

Avalon pt 2

Lt. Colonel Mitchell: Room full of gold and jewels, and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one book.

i love that quote, and is so daniel.

i've might have posted this before but:


Martin: I'm talking about a twist, something no one's expecting.
Jack: (walking in to everyone's surprise) You mean something like this?
Vala: Wow. I don't think anyone'll see that coming.
Daniel: No, there'll be spoilers.
Sam: Are you kidding – it'll be in the commercial.

[Rocket_Scientist]

Avalon Part 1

Cam Mitchell: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa man! Bullets BOUNCE!

[Madness reigns]

Prometheus Unbound

[A Kull warrior has taken over the Prometheus, and has Jackson tied to the captain's chair.]

Dr. Jackson: Where's everybody else?

Kull Warrior: I transported them onto the al'kesh.

Dr. Jackson: Well, you kept the wrong guy, 'cause I don't know anything about the ship.

Kull Warrior: But you are very attractive.

Dr. Jackson: [coughs in shock] What?

[The warrior moves in front of Daniel and straddles his legs]

Dr. Jackson: [trying to squirm away] Hey, you know, big guy, I'm flattered, really I am, it's just that, uh, you're not my type..... And I'm more than a little disturbed that I might be yours.

[AresLover452]

Jack: If we get out of this remind me to harm Daniel severely.

[AresLover452]

Jack: They didn't go for the name I suggested....
Sam: WE can't call it the Enterprise.
Jack: Why not?
Sam: The code name for the project is Prometheus. What's wrong with that?
Jack: It's a Greek Tragedy. Who wants that?
Sam: X-303 it is then.

lmao!! Love that!!

[LtColCarter]

Prometheus Unbound

[A Kull warrior has taken over the Prometheus, and has Jackson tied to the captain's chair.]

Dr. Jackson: Where's everybody else?

Kull Warrior: I transported them onto the al'kesh.

Dr. Jackson: Well, you kept the wrong guy, 'cause I don't know anything about the ship.

Kull Warrior: But you are very attractive.

Dr. Jackson: [coughs in shock] What?

[The warrior moves in front of Daniel and straddles his legs]

Dr. Jackson: [trying to squirm away] Hey, you know, big guy, I'm flattered, really I am, it's just that, uh, you're not my type..... And I'm more than a little disturbed that I might be yours.

I remember when this episode aired...I about died laughing at this scene...

[Madness reigns]

I remember when this episode aired...I about died laughing at this scene...

Me too, there is nothing funnier than the look on Daniel's face as he says it

The Quest pt 1

[SG-1 is trying to rescue a little boy trapped behind a portcullis]

Ba’al: He's tiny. Tell him to squeeze through the bars.

Teal’c: Assist us, or I will squeeze you through these bars.

[Phinguyver]

I love the Star Trek references.

"Phasers?"

"No, Jack..We cant call it the Enterprise!"

But I think one of my favorite lines (out of sooooo many) is from season 1:

"We could dock with the mothership and upload a computer virus."

I loved that one because I HATE Independence Day movie. Its one of the worst sci fi films of all time, and that jab at the movie had me rolling.

[Fan-e-Gate]

The Shroud

Jack: You of all people should know that I don't believe anything anybody says, even if I understand what they're talkin' about!