Favorite SG1 Quotes

[LtColCarter]

You know what'd of been funnier in that scene? If Adria had kicked him in the ... *sigh* Ba'al's

(okay, i think something DIED because of that pun ...)

how punny!

[Girlbot]

Jack: "so what are the side effects of this tetrachlorolethelmermaline stuff?"

[blueray]

You know what'd of been funnier in that scene? If Adria had kicked him in the ... *sigh* Ba'al's

(okay, i think something DIED because of that pun ...)

that reminded me of when sam slaps him.

[Fan-e-Gate]

The Quest: Pt. 2

Mitchell: You don't get fancy mind powers unless there's been major redecorating going on inside your skull.

[Noxbait]

The Quest: Pt. 2

Mitchell: You don't get fancy mind powers unless there's been major redecorating going on inside your skull.

Gotta Love Mitchell! He certainly had a way with words. : )

[LtColCarter]

Gotta Love Mitchell! He certainly had a way with words. : )

That he did!

[xevgyx]

Daniel: That taste like chicken...
Carter: Whats wrong?
Daniel: Its macaroni cheese..

One of ma favs

[Rocket_Scientist]

Jack: I ask you, what could possibly be in my eye that would explain this?
Never ceases to induce a chuckle.

[Lunaeclipse]

"An accident waiting for a place to happen."

[T1Cybernetic]

Jack :: If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it.

Teal'c looks at Jack.

Jack :: Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, WACKO !!!

[LtColCarter]

Daniel: That taste like chicken...
Carter: Whats wrong?
Daniel: Its macaroni cheese..

One of ma favs

Its one of my favorites as well!

[MylittleEli]

Jack: lucy....i'm home!
Teal'c: I am not Lucy.
Jack: its a reference to an old...oh nevermind. come on let out I'm fine.
Teal'c: how can i be sure you are fine...you called be lucy.
Jack: oh for crying out loud.

[Fan-e-Gate]

Line in the Sand

Mitchell: We're gonna try a little disappearing act, here. Please remember to keep your arms and legs inside the village at all times until we come to a complete and final stop.
[the villagers look confused]
Mitchell: Blank stares work, too.

[Feast of the Muse]

I love this one, great lines/reactions for each main character in one scene. Opening dialog to Singularity (1x15).

(open to SG-1 entering the blast door to the gateroom, where a wormhole is open and waiting for them)

Daniel: (to Sam) So, what exactly are we going to see after this eclipse begins? It is black, and it is... a hole.
Jack: (brushes past Sam and Daniel toward the gate) Well, it might be a black hole.
Daniel: Ok, let me put that a different way...
(Jack stops to relace a boot on the side of the ramp, Sam and Daniel keep walking)
Sam: Oh Daniel... well, you're right. You can't actually see it - not the singularity itself. It's so massive that not even light can escape it. But during the totality phase of the eclipse, we should be able to see matter spiraling towards it.
Jack: Actually, it's called the accretian disc. (Sam stops and turns around, grinning in disbelief)
Daniel: I guess it's easy to understand why the local population would be afraid of something like tha– what did you just say? (stares at Jack)
Jack: It's just an astronomical term.
Sam: You didn't think the colonel had a telescope on his roof just to look at the neighbors, did you? (Daniel keeps staring at Jack, Sam heads for the active wormhole)
Jack: (feeling a little busted) Not initially... (glances at Teal'c)
(Teal'c rasies an eyebrow as he considers)

[AresLover452]

Sam: Maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week! Why couldn't you take ONE day off?!

S3 eppy FOOTHOLD.

I love when Sam says that!! lol!