Favorite SG1 Quotes

[Martina Magnus]

Gen Hammond: "What's it doing?"

Sam: "Flying, Sir."

Jack: "MALPs can't fly."

Daniel: "Apparently they can."

Jack: "Shouldn't there be a memo on this stuff?"

[LtColCarter]

Gen Hammond: "What's it doing?"

Sam: "Flying, Sir."

Jack: "MALPs can't fly."

Daniel: "Apparently they can."

Jack: "Shouldn't there be a memo on this stuff?"

Gotta love Jack!

[Martina Magnus]

Gotta love Jack!

Agree Gotta love Jack

[hart37]

Robot O'Neill: We'll bury the Gate, don't worry. And don't even think about sending a bomb to make sure.
Real O'Neill: I wasn't.
Robot O'Neill: Yes, you were. I know you.

[hart37]

Both from "Window of Opportunity"

O'Neill: I ask you, what could possibly be in my eye that would explain this?

Daniel: Let me ask you something. In all the time you were... looping, were you ever tempted to... do something crazy? I mean, you could do anything without worrying about consequences.
O'Neill: You know, it's funny, you've asked me that before.
Daniel: And? (O'Neill stares at Carter. She smiles, then narrows her eyes suspiciously.
O'Neill smiles and takes another bite of oatmeal)

[Martina Magnus]

Jack: Voice activated. What was the word?
Daniel: Uh, "bark" something.
Jack: Almond bark, Barcalougner, Beetle juice!

[Merricles]

Dude, Morrismike, you really like your quotes don't you? How bout you just load the script for each episode. I mean really guy... that a lot.

O'Neill, to the surveillance camera in his holding cell: "C'mon, get me out of here. Tell ya what, let me put it nicely. Get me the hell out of here!"
Hammond: "If that isn't O'Neill, I want to know who the hell we're looking at." O'Neill throws a pillow at the camera.

[blueray]

robot jack: "is this the first time that you lied to yourself"


daniel: 'Sphere' -- planet. 'Label' -- name.

jack: Following -- still -- you -- not!

[Martina Magnus]

Jack: This isn't our language.
Carter: It's mine sir.

[Lunaeclipse]

Jack: Voice activated. What was the word?
Daniel: Uh, "bark" something.
Jack: Almond bark, Barcalougner, Beetle juice!

lol... I love that part it follows the 'I hate the Goa'uld, you hate the Goa'uld' part that reminds me of the movie Beetlejuice.

[Lunaeclipse]

Gen Hammond: "What's it doing?"

Sam: "Flying, Sir."

Jack: "MALPs can't fly."

Daniel: "Apparently they can."

Jack: "Shouldn't there be a memo on this stuff?"

and later in that ep

Jack: "Who put her in charge?"

Hammond: "The US Air Force."

Teal'c: "In medical matters, Dr. Fraiser may overrule those of any rank." *walks away*

Jack: "I'm not getting all my memos."

(Ep is Entity)

[Martina Magnus]

Jack: "They don't get excited in general, General. Its like an entire planet of accountants."

[LtColCarter]

Jack: "They don't get excited in general, General. Its like an entire planet of accountants."

Gotta love Jack!

[Lunaeclipse]

Sam: "Have fun." (in relation to Jack going fishing)

Jack: "Ya sure ya betcha!"

and Later

JacK: "Have Fun." (in relation to Sam going to help Thor)

Sam; "Ya sure, you betcha!"

(Small Victories Part Two)

[LtColCarter]

Maj. Carter: We did it!

Thor: It was your stupid idea.