Favorite SG1 Quotes

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The Fourth Horseman Pt.1

Orlin: I no longer possess the power to simply cure this plague as I could have as an ascended being. However, with the knowledge I still retain, I believe I can synthesize a cure using your medical technology.
Sam : You built a Stargate in my basement with the spare parts from a toaster.
Orlin: Actually, this will be a little harder than that.

The end of that episode was pretty sad. Maybe it affected me more because my Nanna has dementia, the Atlantis episode The Shrine actually made me start crying at one point, David Hewlett was brilliant in that episode.

Col. O'Neill: Ol' Doc Frasier says you haven't been eating.
Capt. Rogers: It's poison.
Col. O'Neill: It's hospital food, of course it is. [takes a bite of Rogers' sandwich, then speaks with his mouth full] Mmm, tuna…
Capt. Rogers: Go to Sokar.
Col. O'Neill: It's "Go to hell" actually. Which, by the way, is a very rude thing to say to a person offering you a sandwich.
Capt. Rogers: It means the same.
Col. O'Neill: You've got a point.
Capt. Rogers: I will reveal nothing. You may begin torturing me.
Col. O'Neill: Oh, I've already begun. This…is the infamous Tuna Torture.

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Damn this Internet screwing around with me. Sorry for the Double post.

[Lilac736]

Lolwhut? I couldn't make any sense of what Mitchell said there. It was still funny though.

I have something about Jonas being captured by Khonsu's Jaffa hanging about in the back of my head, but I can't quite remember what it is.

Is it this one?

CARTER
(to Jonas)
How come you're not smiling?

JONAS
Should I be?

CARTER
Well, it is your first time being capture by a Goa'uld.

[Martina Magnus]

O'Neill: Well apparently I've lost the falatus to speak properly! That wasn't a joke. I didn't do that on purpose.

[AresLover452]

Thor: I like the yellow ones.
*Carter tries the yellow square and then spits it out*
Carter: Oh My God...

[Martina Magnus]

Carter: The Asgard had this big new ship. The O'Neill.
O'Neill: Oh yeah
Carter: But, we had to blow it up.
O'Neill: Oh.

[Skarmory]

Just saw this tidbit:

Jared Kane: Do you ever give up?
Daniel: Not till I'm dead. [pauses, thinks] And sometimes not even then.

I love righteous Daniel

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Here are some

Jack O'Neill: The Goa'uld are coming, Senator!
Senator Kinsey: Then I think they'll be sorry that they took on the US Army!
Daniel: [sarcastically] Right. We'll just upload a virus into their mothership.


Simon Coombs: Come on, Felger. We might as well wear red shirts.
Jay Felger: I don't get that.

Jack: Sir, for what it's worth, I am sorry.
Sam: Me too.
Daniel: Me three.
Teal'c: I have no need to apologise.

General Hammond: I don't mind telling you we've been holding our breath down here.
Teal'c: That is most unwise.
General Hammond: Yes, of course, Teal'c.

[AresLover452]

Carter: The Asgard had this big new ship. The O'Neill.
O'Neill: Oh yeah
Carter: But, we had to blow it up.
O'Neill: Oh.

Just saw this tidbit:

Jared Kane: Do you ever give up?
Daniel: Not till I'm dead. [pauses, thinks] And sometimes not even then.

I love righteous Daniel

love those!! They are awesome!

[Lunaeclipse]

Jack: "So when your back's up against the wall, and there's no tomorrow, just take one day at a time, and remember the bigger they are…et cetera."

Sam: "You don't think I can win."

Jack: "Sure I do. I assume you've had at least some basic hand-to-hand training."

Sam: "Yeah, level three, advanced."

Jack: "You'll do fine."

(Emancipation)

[Martina Magnus]

Unas (refusing food): Ka!

Jackson: Now don't say Ka until you've tried it.

[AresLover452]

Unas (refusing food): Ka!

Jackson: Now don't say Ka until you've tried it.

Love daniels lines!! lol!

[Martina Magnus]

General Landry: Dial it up, Walter.
Sgt. Harriman: Yes, sir. [starts dialing the Stargate] Chevron one encoded.
Lt. Col. Mitchell: That is how we're supposed to travel light-years across the galaxy to other planets. [points at the spinning Gate]
Sgt. Harriman: Chevron two encoded.
Lt. Col. Mitchell: [to Teal'c] You know, I'd like to imagine I handled myself well, but...I imagine I went a bit crazy cooped up on that ship for so long.
[Teal'c smiles]
Sgt. Harriman: Chevron three encoded.
Dr. Jackson: You know, Teal'c did tell me some of the things I learned from the Asgard database.
Vala: He did? Like what?
Dr. Jackson: Oh, boy. What were they?
Sgt. Harriman: Chevron four encoded.
Dr. Jackson: Beggars can't be choosers. Better late than never. Look before you leap.
Lt. Col. Mitchell: The best things in life are free.
Vala: Let me guess, beauty is only skin deep?
Dr. Jackson: Silence is golden.
Sgt. Harriman: Chevron five encoded.
Lt. Col. Mitchell: Jack of all trades, master of none.
Lt. Col. Carter: Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Vala: Life is too short.
Sgt. Harriman: Chevron six encoded.
Teal'c: Good things come to those who wait.
Lt. Col. Carter: [to Teal'c] You know, as hard as it is for us not knowing, it must be torture for you not to tell us.
Teal'c: Indeed.
Sgt. Harriman: Chevron seven is locked.
General Landry: Good luck, SG-1.
Lt. Colonel Mitchell: Just another everyday mission to save the galaxy, sir.
SG-1: Indeed.
General Landry: Godspeed.

[AresLover452]

Jack: Never run with... scissors.


lmao!! Love Jack!

[Martina Magnus]

Alternate time line Carter: I don’t really like guns.

Alternate time line O’Neill: Neither do I. How do you feel about explosives?

Alternate time line Carter: Those I like a little better.