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Daniel: Besides, who am I going to tell? I don't remember anybody, right? Jack: Good one. Daniel: Thanks, Jim.
Jack: See, that’s one of the great things about being a general. You pretty much get to do what you want. Mitchell: I suppose after you save the world seven or eight times . . . Jack: Yeah, but who’s counting, huh? Mitchell: Teal’c. Actually, he mentions it quite often.
Teal'c: You have been impregnated, without copulation. Vala: Yes! And I'm absolutely terrified - have any of you ever heard anything like it? Mitchell: Well...there is one. Teal'c: Darth Vader. Vala: Really? How'd that turn out?
Daniel: Go ahead, Teal'c, tell them how deep you are! You'll be lucky if you even understand this! Teal'c: [lifts one eyebrow] My depth is immaterial to this conversation. Daniel: Oooh! So deep! Jack O'Neill: No more beer for you.
Teal'c: If I were still loyal to the Goa'uld, you would know it.
Colonel Frank Simmons: Really?
Teal'c: It would be immediately apparent, as I would not hesitate to kill you where you sit.
The great ones dare to believe in the unbelievable...
Jack: "Oh, Loud for Crying?! It's evil Gou'lad and Ori."
Teal'c: "Indeed. our freedom Jaffa warriors of anti-gou'ald and Ori." * head down at jack*
Sam: "the ori of the Ship info Super Stargate in space. Jack, I miss you."
Daniel: "yes.. My brain is Marlin power of wizard. jack, i will destroy Ori ships."
Vala: "Oh, I lost My daughter is Arida have die."
Mitchell: " Oh Crap...." *scoff*
Loki: No, no, no, this is all wrong.
Col. O'Neill: Hey! I'll tell you what's wrong. I just woke up, haven't had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days, and I find out you stole my ass and made a -- mini-me! Carter, I should be irked currently, yes?
Maj. Carter: Yes, I—I would be.
Vala: So, what's the problem, then? Marty: Our lead backed out. I mean, how am I supposed to tell the story without my lead character? Mitchell: Easy. Just bring in a character to replace him.
(long pause as everyone looks at each other) Mitchell: What?
Puppet Hammond: And now what this team needs is a leader, someone who will laugh in the face of his enemy even when it’s inappropriate. Colonel Jack O’Neill. Puppet Jack: I told you I retired. Puppet Hammond: Oh. I thought you said you were tired. Puppet Jack: Well, as a matter of fact I am a little… tired.
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