What if the Asgard finally found a solution to their cloning problems?

[ShadowMaat]

Well, if Jack's genetic funkery is a result of a resurgent Ancient genetic strain, and that doesn't really help the Asgard, I'm not sure a bunch of other human genetic samples with added Ancientness would help.

I just figured Jack wasn't good enough. Or pure enough. If there's no point in looking for answers in the human genome, then how come Loki was still testing us?

[Mr Prophet]

No idea; I'm in denial about Asgard Loki.

Actually, the question is not unrelated to the fic I have in mind, which relates to some not-altogether savoury processes long since abandoned by polite society. I mostly figure that Loki was sniffing up a genetic cul-de-sac.

[Elwe Singollo]

Maybe the Asgard will find the answer in the distant future... Where i'm already dead...

ALSO

I just realized Shadow, we have the same birthdate, but of course, the years are different

[Madeleine]

I read the title of this thread as "What if the Asgard finally found a solution to their cleaning problems?".

Is their Shake 'n' Vac not working? I thought. Or have they discovered that a Hoover won't work when the bag's full, and that Hoover bags aren't sold in their part of the universe? Or maybe their habit of not wearing shoes and socks means that they trample mud into the house every time they get home. This thread must be about the invention of The Shoe by a houseproud Asgard, I thought.

[Torley]

I heard a rumor Thor is about to pull a big endor$ement deal for Swiffer Wetjets!!

The new Flagship of the Asgard Fleet will even be shaped like one, and designed to clean out the scum of the galaxy!

*special: buy two and get an extra Anti-Replicator bonus refill pack for free!

[Elwe Singollo]

I heard a rumor Thor is about to pull a big endor$ement deal for Swiffer Wetjets!!

The new Flagship of the Asgard Fleet will even be shaped like one, and designed to clean out the scum of the galaxy!

*special: buy two and get an extra Anti-Replicator bonus refill pack for free!

Hahah I love that idea

[g.o.d]

Asgard definetly need Ayiana's body:-)what happen to her?Was she bureid?

[Elwe Singollo]

Asgard definetly need Ayiana's body:-)what happen to her?Was she bureid?

I think she just 'died', haha... Good idea...

[Anubis]

She did just die from curing the others that had the kind of virus

[Elwe Singollo]

She did just die from curing the others that had the kind of virus

If she didn't, HORROR, we would all die

[Anubis]

I think Jonas had a 'thing' going for Ayiana, if I remember correctly

[Elwe Singollo]

I think Jonas had a 'thing' going for Ayiana, if I remember correctly

I thought so too, sad, she died Did she die in front of him? Hmm, i'm gonna have to wip out my DVD..

[ShadowMaat]

I thought so too, sad, she died Did she die in front of him? Hmm, i'm gonna have to wip out my DVD..

She went into arrest and Jonas was shoved out of the way by the doctors, so yes, she died right there in front of him.

I think the real question isn't whether or not she died, but what happened to the body?? Buried, cremated, autopsied, dissected, what?

[Elwe Singollo]

She went into arrest and Jonas was shoved out of the way by the doctors, so yes, she died right there in front of him.

I think the real question isn't whether or not she died, but what happened to the body?? Buried, cremated, autopsied, dissected, what?

They probably stuffed her body in a bag, and put her into one of the morgues there... But wait, that would be a 'risk', shock, they probably cremated her, but i don't like that idea

[Teal'c]

They may have cremated her body because of the virus, or they may have shipped her out to Area 51 for study...