Everything I need to know...

[the dancer of spaz]

- Just because someone dies doesn't necessarily mean they're actually dead.

- Just say no to sarcophagi

YES! Sarcophagi! That is awesome. You get Twenty-five Points for that one. *high five*


Also... your signature at the bottom is... well... yeah.

[Jprime]

Don't stick your face into things if you don't know what they do.

[Iskandra]

YES! Sarcophagi! That is awesome. You get Twenty-five Points for that one. *high five*

From me, too...three...whatever

The English plural has to many 's's in it anyway.....

Makes you sound like a snake, and if I've learnt something from Stargate, of course, it's not to trust ANY snake

[KokiriChild]

Ahhh. And from "Call It A Stargate" you don't have to worry about Major Tom, he's a highly trained professional!

[MAJKawalsky]

Ahhh. And from "Call It A Stargate" you don't have to worry about Major Tom, he's a highly trained professional!

Highly trained yes. But a highly trained what?


Back on topic:
Hell hath no fury like a Gou'alded woman scorned.

[iwannabeLexa]

You can have a bird's nest for hair and STILL be sexy!

[Sue_Jackson]

From me, too...three...whatever

The English plural has to many 's's in it anyway.....

Makes you sound like a snake, and if I've learnt something from Stargate, of course, it's not to trust ANY snake

Well.....sarcophagus (plural: sarcophagi) is of Greek-Latin origin.
(e.g. fungus/fungi.....octopus/octopi)

Gee, I sound like Daniel.



Back on topic:

There IS a cure for cancer. Have a Tok'ra blend with you, and it will cure your cancer or any life threatening illness. Not only will you be cured of your illness, you will be healthier then you ever been, and you'll have the memories of the Tok'ra. Not mention, naquadah in you blood.

[MAJKawalsky]

Breakfast...Its the most important meal of the day!

[Daniel_locks_my_chevron]

Never consume bovine lactose at any temperature.

Froot Loops are good, but they can get boring after a while.

Don't go swimming off-world.

Be wary of strangers offering cake.

Senators are a-holes.

Never bring anything home in order to find out what it is.

[Sue_Jackson]

What I have learned from Stargate.....


That if people tell NOT to touch something, you MUST touch it no matter how dangerous it may be.

That no matter how many times you lose your glasses, there always be another pair waiting for you with no problem.

That evil of my subconscience is too hard to resist.

[Nolamom]

*if the sayings of Oma Desala make sense to you, you've been out in the sun too long

*if you can welcome Harlan with a happy heart, you must have a high irritation boiling point

*never try to argue with a synthetic replication of yourself: they do everything bet-ter

*flying out of wormholes can be hazardous

Nola

[KokiriChild]

Hehehe, when I read that I read your signing-off-with-name as a point... I spent about... 15 seconds thinking "Nola?!?!?! Nola what?!?!?!"

[Teal'c]

Don't eat yellow... blocks

[Nolamom]

Hehehe, when I read that I read your signing-off-with-name as a point... I spent about... 15 seconds thinking "Nola?!?!?! Nola what?!?!?!"

That would be Nola - MOM hehehehe

[Sicarius]

A PhD in Theoretical Astrophysics qualifies you to do almost anything (except spin, weave, or dye).

Nice.

All major problems can be solved by kell-nah-reem (sp?), c4, or a naquadah reactor.

The alien language that tells us what deadly thing the device does will not be translated until we've brought the device back to earth and turned it on.