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    #16
    Don't use metaphors, its not fair on Teal'c.

    Anything can be fixed if you re-arrange its control crystals.

    O'Neill has with two "L"s

    You can either forgive and not forget or never forgive but sometimes forget.

    Information is an SG teams greatest ally.

    Contary to the above, An Sg team is an SG tems greatest ally.

    If Colonel O'Neill was here he'd shoot you.
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      #17
      If you're name is not Pete, stay away from girls named Sam Carter (lest you suffer a horrible death.... )

      Proklarush Taonas may not be a good answer to a "Where's your homework?" question.
      Dark Helmet: So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
      Dark Helmet: No, it's not what you think. It's much, much worse!

      Col. Sandurz: Prepare for light speed.
      Dark Helmet: No, no, light speed is too slow.
      Col. Sandurz: Light speed too slow?
      Dark Helmet: Yes, we'll have to go right to...Ludicrous speed!
      Col. Sandurz:Ludicrous speed! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't think the ship can take it.
      Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz...CHICKEN?!

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        #18
        Uma Thurman is a celestial body.

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          #19
          Just because you don't have a red shirt, doesn't stop you being a red shirt.

          The Welsh run the SGC.
          Behold the majesty that is...GERALD!
          - Read The Prophet's fan fiction at The Lost Vegas Public Library.

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            #20
            The protected planets treaty might not offer much protection if there are Replicators in the neighborhood.

            Not all of your enemies are visible...and sometimes your friends aren't either.

            A good infirmary is a great place to come home to after an away mission.

            A shot in the rear sometimes can clear water out of the ears.

            Nola
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              #21
              Just because they can help doesn't mean they will.

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                #22
                Whenever you slur your speech there is nothing cruvas with you

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                  #23
                  Your friends will always be there for you... until something threatens to destroy your planet, when they become mysteriously unavailable.

                  Never get between a Jaffa and his donuts.

                  Never savour the moment, you'll just end up getting sucked out an airlock.

                  If you see a purple tree, you're trapped in Daniel's dream.

                  Don't shoot down low-flying Al'kesh.

                  If the eyes glow, just say no.

                  There are only two words you need to communicate with aliens: Kree and Chapa'ai.

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                    #24
                    A hundred days is not nearly enough.

                    A PhD in Theoretical Astrophysics qualifies you to do almost anything (except spin, weave, or dye).

                    Kinsey is an ass.
                    Major Kawalsky
                    I've clawed my way from Mature to Fodder! WOOHOO!
                    U.S. Stargate Command

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                      #25
                      The United States is not in the business of interfering in other people's affairs.
                      The opinions of KorbenDirewolf do not necessrily represent the opinions of other male U.S. residents between the ages of 18 and 25.

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                        #26
                        Who doesn't want to live, explore the universe and eat pie??
                        Urgo: I wanna live, I wanna experience the universe and I wanna eat pie!
                        O'Neill: Who doesn't?
                        - Urgo, Stargate: SG-1, Episode 3.16

                        "Let's be real here. It should be fun. We're not saving lives, we're entertaining them."
                        - RDA, Stargate SG-1: The Lowdown


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                        once done, cannot be undone...
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                          #27
                          Don't stick your head inside alien technology if you don't know what it does
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                          I pledge allegiance to the underworld
                          One nation under dog
                          There of which I stand alone
                          A face in the crowd
                          Unsung, against the mold
                          Without a doubt
                          Singled out
                          The only way I know

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                            #28
                            Beware Napoleanic Power Mongers with big needles.

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                              #29
                              Many things are complicated. Loving one's children should not be one of them.
                              Anyway I'm sorry, but that just happens to be how I feel about it. What do you think?

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                                #30
                                If at first you don't succeed, try, try... try, try, try, try again.
                                Fitness Buddies

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