Originally posted by Capt.Mal Reynolds
"Yeah, Ancients like to fly in style."
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The Serpent's Lair
"Yeah, Ancients like to fly in style."
" A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." " --Steven Wright
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That was it...Originally posted by Capt.Mal Reynolds
" A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." " --Steven Wright
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That'll be me then.Originally posted by Capt.Mal Reynolds
It's easy, but...
"Actually, it's my front side I'm worried about."Comment
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The Broca DivideOriginally posted by Naonak
"Did you receive permission for me to discharge my staff weapon in the gate room?"
" A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." " --Steven Wright
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Cold Lazrus
"Slightly overcooked. "It's a bird It's a plane NO it's a Flying Stargate!!Comment
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ProphecyOriginally posted by Mac1131
"Teal'c, look scary and take point."
" A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." " --Steven Wright
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Prisoners
"I want sleeves on my vest.""Yeah Sir, we can't call it the Enterprise."
"Why not?"
"The codename for the project is Prometheus. What's wrong with that?"
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Desperate MeasuresOriginally posted by Cpt. Obvious
"Animals are not because you deem them not to be, just as we deem humans not to be."
" A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." " --Steven Wright
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Pretense
"I’m not getting all my memos.""Yeah Sir, we can't call it the Enterprise."
"Why not?"
"The codename for the project is Prometheus. What's wrong with that?"
NOTHING!Comment
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Entity
"Intruder alert. Inbound traveler is unauthorized"Comment
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Thor's ChariotOriginally posted by Ronja
"For kicking some major Hathor behind."
" A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." " --Steven Wright
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SethOriginally posted by Rodan5757
Here's an easy one...
"You know, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that this is a very poorly designed bomb and I think we should say something to somebody when we get back."Comment
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Fail SafeOriginally posted by Col.SamanthaCarter
"Don't worry. Aside from a little prostate problem we won't go into, it's not so bad."
" A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." " --Steven Wright
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Originally posted by Rodan5757
Brief candle
"I was afraid you'd try and put a splint on it."Comment
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