Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

[IrishPisano]

I wasn't trying to start another limerick. I was making a comment on your last line of the previous limerick. Sorry for the confusion.

i know what you were doing, hiccups...

and i took your comment, and turned it into a limerick... for fun!

current limerick:


Impressive, bad, but impressive
Like how McKay's, of Zelenka, dismissive

[pookey]

but he'll get his revenge

[IrishPisano]

Impressive, bad, but impressive
Like how McKay's, of Zelenka, dismissive
But he'll get his revenge
When not on a drinking binge

[Hiccups]

Because McKay is excessive

[MCH]

Oh wow Zelenka had a world breaking idea

[IrishPisano]

Oh wow Zelenka had a world breaking idea
But McKay would not hear his idea

[MCH]

Oh wow Zelenka had a world breaking idea
But McKay would not hear his idea
Zelenka's ground breaking idea

[pookey]

what it is god, got no idea

[IrishPisano]

Oh wow Zelenka had a world breaking idea
But McKay would not hear his idea
Zelenka's ground breaking idea
What it is god, got no idea
Who cares McKay still won't hear the idea

[IrishPisano]

next:

My girlfriend calls Teal'C "Eye-liner Guy"

[pookey]

Teal'c wearing eyeliner! why, he'd sooner die

[Captain Obvious]

god I had to get in on this

This one With pirate emphasis

Spoiler:

There once was a wraith from the peg'
'is queen fed off 'is left leg.
He yelled as he hobbled.
" I dun care if We've squabbled!"
" Next time yer feeding off Greg!"

This one wrote itsself while I was typing the first one

Spoiler:

There Once was weird wrath named Todd
Who kept growing increasingly odd.
He kept wraith queens as pets!
When asked his secrets-
" I stole Rodney McKay's 'Bod' "
(the body spray, although either could be funny)

God I love this one....

Spoiler:

There once was a general O'neill
Hung his head while Daniel did Spiel
He made not a sound
Just stared at the ground
and quipped "wait flying monkeys are REAL?"

[Captain Obvious]

Ok, like 4 more just came to me. I might be a little too good at this.

This one kind of disturbed me how easy it was to write

Spoiler:

Lord Baal was sadistic and crude
He found humans a sad bunch of prudes
He made 10 randy clones
Who won't leave you alone
Try to tell THEM yer not into dudes!

This ones a little mean but funny

Spoiler:

We see Sam and O'neill have gone fishin'
At the end of a dangerous mission.
Will they hook up?
Nope, your s*** out of luck.
You 'shippers just better keep wishin'!

Kinda morbid

Spoiler:

Teal'c went berserk with a zat
Vaporized his poor neighbors cat.
Jack wasn't pleased
Teal'c's weapon Jack Seized
yelling " dammit don't play with that"

Spoiler:

Poor Jack was stranded without beer.
not even one liquor store near
He called an F304
Had some beamed to his door
Then said " I've been doin this for years"

[Hiccups]

My girlfriend calls Teal'C "Eye-liner Guy"
Teal'c wearing eyeliner! why, he'd sooner die
Say it to his face


By the way, good ones Captain Obvious. They gave me a chuckle.

[pookey]

then get ready for a race