Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

[MCH]

There once was a thread of Stargate Limericks,

[Hiccups]

Where people could go to get their kicks

[IrishPisano]

but soon they were bored

[Holy Hannah!]

and pulled out a blue cord

[IrishPisano]

then cut the red one so the bomb would not tick

[MCH]

The Ancients once lived in Atlantis

[Hiccups]

But they had a foe quite gigantis

[IrishPisano]

but along came McKay

[Hiccups]

The Ancients once lived in Atlantis
But they had a foe quite gigantis
but along came McKay
and at last saved the day



(Good luck finding something to rhyme with Atlantis guys.)

[IrishPisano]

The Ancients once lived in Atlantis
But they had a foe quite gigantis
but along came McKay
and at last saved the day
But only by a Machina called Deus

[Siglavy]

There once was a sergeant named Walter

[Hiccups]

There once was a sergeant named Walter
Who called out "Engaged" without falter

[IrishPisano]

There once was a sergeant named Walter
Who called out "Engaged" without falter
But then he said "LOCKED!"

[Hiccups]

There once was a sergeant named Walter
Who called out "Engaged" without falter
But then he said "LOCKED!"
And the stargate just rocked

[IrishPisano]

There once was a sergeant named Walter
Who called out "Engaged" without falter
But then he said "LOCKED!"
And the stargate just rocked
But we never saw Sam in a halter