Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

[IrishPisano]

J. Keller was quite a young doc
but her book smarts were nothing to knock
She was shy meek and mild
Charmed McKay with her wiles

[Hiccups]

J. Keller was quite a young doc
but her book smarts were nothing to knock
She was shy, meek, and mild
Charmed McKay with her wiles
To her fans, she really does rock

[IV]

Todd the wraith was quite certainly buff,
And his driving skills certainly weren't rough.
But he'd been captured again
By Sheppard and his men
And now behind bars he didn't look so tough.

[Hiccups]

Nice.

[Siglavy]

To get things rolling again.....

O'Neill was promoted to General

[IrishPisano]

O'Neill was promoted to General
And to mock Lord Ba'al Jack still has the gall

[Captain Obvious]

The new SG gate has white chevrons
Some people may find that a turn on
they look more like codes
but ill it forbodes
it reminds me vaguely of Tron

[Hiccups]

O'Neill was promoted to General
And to mock Lord Ba'al Jack still has the gall
But who better than he

[IrishPisano]

O'Neill was promoted to General
And to mock Lord Ba'al Jack still has the gall
But who better than he
To laugh and say, "WEEEEEE!!!!!"

[Hiccups]

O'Neill was promoted to General
And to mock Lord Ba'al Jack still has the gall
But who better than he
To laugh and say, "WEEEEEE!!!!!"
For when mocking he had such a ball

[IrishPisano]

SGU right now is on hiatus

[Hiccups]

SGU right now is on hiatus
Keeping their secret of Rush's status

[IrishPisano]

SGU right now is on hiatus
Keeping their secret of Rush's status
April can't come too soon

[Hiccups]

SGU right now is on hiatus
Keeping their secret of Rush's status
April can't come too soon
It's more thrilling than Dune

[IrishPisano]

SGU right now is on hiatus
Keeping their secret of Rush's status
April can't come too soon
It's more thrilling than Dune
Though if Rush got killed it would dismay us