Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

[Siglavy]

Hey, we're getting pretty good at this.

When Maybourne controlled beta Stargate

[IrishPisano]

When Maybourne controlled beta Stargate
From Jack O'Neill he still received much hate

[Hiccups]

So Jack pulled out his gun

[pookey]

and shot him, for fun

[IrishPisano]

When Maybourne controlled beta Stargate
From Jack O'Neill he still received much hate
So Jack pulled out his gun
and shot him, for fun
and then took carter out for a date

[pookey]

when Jack met an alien called Marty

[IrishPisano]

he wondered if there'd be cake at some party











MCH, thanks for the green jello

[pookey]

how wrong could he be

[Siglavy]

When Jack met an alien called Marty
he wondered if there'd be cake at some party
how wrong could he be
his secret was key

(mmmm....cake. Has some cake this evening that was really good. Chocolate earl grey.)

[IrishPisano]

When Jack met an alien called Marty
he wondered if there'd be cake at some party
how wrong could he be
his secret was key
that he had a laurel and handshake quite hardy

[Hiccups]

Impressive. Bad (as in punny), but impressive.

[IrishPisano]

Impressive, bad, but impressive
Like how McKay's, of Zelenka, dismissive

[Siglavy]

Like how McKay's, of Zelenka, dismissive
and to him, a break will not give

[IrishPisano]

Like how McKay's, of Zelenka, dismissive
and to him, a break will not give

sorry, dude, but uhm, you should have written the 3rd line, not the second...


Line 1: Impressive, bad, but impressive
Line 2: Like how McKay's, of Zelenka, dismissive
((put 3rd line here))

[Hiccups]

I wasn't trying to start another limerick. I was making a comment on your last line of the previous limerick. Sorry for the confusion.