Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[MaeveBran]

Because he doesn't want to have too much fun.

Why doesn't Daniel spend time in museums anymore?

[Caldwell's 2IC]

Because now he has his own museum with all the artifacts Catherine Langford left him in her will.

Would Daniel look as hot as Indiana Jones if he gets a Fedora hat ?

[MaeveBran]

Yes. we saw the evidence of the hotness in 2010.

What would Daniel and Indianna ones have to talk about if they met?

[Caldwell's 2IC]

Artifacts...and hot babes !

Can you imagine Indy in a SG team ?

[MaeveBran]

Oh yeah especially if he was immortal after Last Crusade.

Which SG team would Indy join?

[Caldwell's 2IC]

Sg-1, after Daniel runs off with Vala.

If Indy found the Ark and the Holy Grial, will he find Atlantis as well ?

[MaeveBran]

yeah but Daniel found it first.

Will Indy make friends with the Asgard?

[Ozzy O'NeiLL]

No, he'll kick their but for being the grey midgets they are.

How will the Asguard retalliate?

[Leiutenant Bong]

By shreading their victims DNA and combining it with their own.

Why does Cam mitchell lead SG-1?

[Ozzy O'NeiLL]

Because he begged, crawled, wailed and pleaded with O'Neill for 7 hours straight.

Why does Vala wear her hair in ponytails?

[Krisz]

She watched the film 'Grease' and thinks that pony tails are the height of fashion on Earth.

Are there forests with trees other than conifers out there?

[Ozzy O'NeiLL]

Yes, but they're off limits to anyone ages 37.

What's so awful about being 37 anyway?

[Caldwell's 2IC]

You are still 3 year short of the big 4-0.

Anf if life really starts at 40, why do we do with the other 39 years ????

[Ozzy O'NeiLL]

Sleep, drink and have a lot of............ stargate episodes?

Why does life only start at 40 again? :-o

[Caldwell's 2IC]

Because the first 39 years are just a general rehearsal for the real thing.

How many Stargate episodes can you watch in 39 years anyway ????