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    #16
    Because she is color blind.

    Why do Daniel and Rodney both drink so much coffee ?

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      #17
      Because it gives them both awesome sexual powers with the ladies.

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      where did I leave my keys?

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        #18
        On the DHD last time you dialed in.

        Why is thor skinhead?
        When all technology has failed and all hope is lost, we will realize we had the ultimate advantage all along...

        MAY BANJOS RULE THE WORLD!!!
        The reason my chemistry teacher hates me:
        Spoiler:
        MBA (my chemistry teacher): What is Avagadros constant?
        Me: 6 and a bit times 10 to the 23.
        MBA: Yea, you know that "bit" is two billion trillion?
        Me: Im barnsley and hung over, a bit will do
        AND
        MBA: What do we do to the number of moles to get the number of atoms?
        Me: Times it by that really big number!
        MBA: Yes, that really big number, what is it?
        Me: How should i know?
        MBA: Its on the board
        Me: Then whats the point in asking???

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          #19
          Because Head and Shoulders no long keeps his hair silky smooth and managable.
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          If Jack O'Neill was a musical instrument, what instrument would he be?

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            #20
            Irish Tenor Banjo, cos they're both really really cool.


            Why does McKay not build an anti-citrus shield out of ancient tech and cheese?
            When all technology has failed and all hope is lost, we will realize we had the ultimate advantage all along...

            MAY BANJOS RULE THE WORLD!!!
            The reason my chemistry teacher hates me:
            Spoiler:
            MBA (my chemistry teacher): What is Avagadros constant?
            Me: 6 and a bit times 10 to the 23.
            MBA: Yea, you know that "bit" is two billion trillion?
            Me: Im barnsley and hung over, a bit will do
            AND
            MBA: What do we do to the number of moles to get the number of atoms?
            Me: Times it by that really big number!
            MBA: Yes, that really big number, what is it?
            Me: How should i know?
            MBA: Its on the board
            Me: Then whats the point in asking???

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              #21
              Because Lemon Juice is the most destructive force in the galaxy, and not even an Ancient shield enchanced with cheddar cheese could stop it.

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              Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it's ...... ?

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                #22
                ...it's a weird guy with his underwear in the outside of his pajamas !

                Why is he wearing a red cape anyway ???

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                  #23
                  So when he has to call out the AA the can see him at the side of the motorway.

                  Why did they make the most powerful nuclear weapon ever built sound like a dodgy yet suspiciously entertaining bill murray film?
                  When all technology has failed and all hope is lost, we will realize we had the ultimate advantage all along...

                  MAY BANJOS RULE THE WORLD!!!
                  The reason my chemistry teacher hates me:
                  Spoiler:
                  MBA (my chemistry teacher): What is Avagadros constant?
                  Me: 6 and a bit times 10 to the 23.
                  MBA: Yea, you know that "bit" is two billion trillion?
                  Me: Im barnsley and hung over, a bit will do
                  AND
                  MBA: What do we do to the number of moles to get the number of atoms?
                  Me: Times it by that really big number!
                  MBA: Yes, that really big number, what is it?
                  Me: How should i know?
                  MBA: Its on the board
                  Me: Then whats the point in asking???

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                    #24
                    To delude our enemies.

                    Will is Bill Murray still alive?
                    => Complete SG-1 marathon: currently watching Season 10... <=

                    In the end, only you can decide the fate of your own soul…

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                    As your mother, you will listen to *me*, young lady! There will be *no* leading ships on a mass murdering crusade!

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                      #25
                      Who cares.

                      When ascended, how do you go to the toilet?
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                        #26
                        You pull down your pants like everybody else.

                        Do the ascended work for a living ???

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                          #27
                          No because they are already dead so the work for a dead.

                          Do Asended beings sleep?
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                          thanks Stef
                          Spoiler:


                          Thanks Wendy

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                            #28
                            Yes, the "Big Sleep" !

                            Does Oma Desala serve Decaf in her ascended beings cafeteria ?

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                              #29
                              No because the caffine can't kill anyone there.

                              Where does Oma go when she leave the cafe?
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                              thanks Stef
                              Spoiler:


                              Thanks Wendy

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                                #30
                                She goes dancing with Anubis !

                                If being ascended is such a cool thing, why Daniel keeps escaping every time he ascends ???

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