The Consequence Game!

[Eragon]

and eragon finds this hilarious

Eragon decides to tamper with a jumper

[susanne]

and finds out what the inside of the atlantis cells look like, he also has to be in the same one as kav

susie is forced to be the guard...

[Isil'zha]

But lets Eragon out in exchange for him setting up a date for her w/ Sheppard.

Michael ascends.

[susanne]

and sucks the life out of the ancients...like last time

susie gets wrong for letting eragon out....

[Eragon]

but liz lets her off as long as she keeps eragon and shep under control

Eragon is caught messing with the time traveling jumper

[susanne]

so susie gets docked her pay and beats the crap outta eragon for it

eragon gets landed in the infermary....somehow...

[Eragon]

but refuses to share his morphine lol

When eragon gets out he rigs susies door so it will open randomly instead of on request

[susanne]

susie knows who did it and snuck in during the middle of the night and shaved eragon bald (ehehehehehehehehe)

eragon is COMPLETELY bald

[Eragon]

Eragon knows who did it and snuck into susies room and recorded her singing in the shower and broadcast it remotely over the intercom

Eragon realizes he is so dead...

[susanne]

(GRRRRRRRRR!)
susie decided shaving wasnt enough so she waxed his eyebrows and leg hair off

ragon is entirely hairless

[Eragon]

but he looks even bigger now

Eragon rigs the lights in susies room so they turn on every half hour

[susanne]

susie rips out her lights and causes a citywide blackout....crap

eragon bnumps into a wall in the dark

[Eragon]

and the lights turn back on because he has that magical touch with computers

Eragon boosts the power of the atlantian computers by 50%

[susanne]

but fries several important crystals

he then gets a lecture off mckay

[Eragon]

and McKay if found unconsiouss in susies room

Rodney is found unconsious in susies room....