Things About Life I Have Learned From Stargate

[Elles]

Still... someone would probably drag me away to an asylum where Dr. Fletcher would treat me for severe depression causing me to... blah blah blah.

[Commander Jumper]

yeah...I'd guess that. Or a governmant officail will pull you aside and pay you big bucks to keep your mouth shut

[Elles]

Or make you pay big bucks because you "harassed" a U.S. Senator. "Do you realize how serious an offense it was when you said 'If it wasn't for SG-1 you'd be sitting there with a snake in your head instead of you head up your a**?"
"Just quoting..."

[Commander Jumper]

Or make you pay big bucks because you "harassed" a U.S. Senator. "Do you realize how serious an offense it was when you said 'If it wasn't for SG-1 you'd be sitting there with a snake in your head instead of you head up your a**?"
"Just quoting..."

*giggle*

[Elles]

I think I'll just stick with "Please don't cut funding to the Stargate program" and resist laughing at the blank stare I get.

[Commander Jumper]

I think I'll just stick with "Please don't cut funding to the Stargate program" and resist laughing at the blank stare I get.

yeah, sounds like a plan

[Elles]

I'll try and get a picture of his/her face to post on Gate World... two more months to go... But plans'll change... Might not get that chance... but it would be priceless... oh so priceless...

[Commander Jumper]

indeed

[Elles]

- Nothing, NOTHING can be worse than having the first day of school, and then going onto Gate World to find out that Stargate: SG-1 was cancelled. DIE SCI-FI!

[Commander Jumper]

- Nothing, NOTHING can be worse than having the first day of school, and then going onto Gate World to find out that Stargate: SG-1 was cancelled. DIE SCI-FI!

*Hugs Elles* It's ok, I'm hugging everyone, though death is what makes me happy, hugs are the second best thing. I guess the senator cut the budget eh?

[Elles]

You're right! This is all the fault of our Senators and Congressmen!!! Write your Senators! Write your Congressman!!! Write the White House! SAVE SG-1!!!

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Indeed. For some reason I want to make bumper stickers for Stargate. In Washington DC they'd be good for a laugh. Here's a few ideas:

-Support the Stargate Program!
-My other car is a Deathglider. (God, so cheesy)
-Gou'ald happens (use for the other villains too)
-Honk Before Your God!
-O'Neill/Jackson 2008
-Always Bet on the Archaeologist
-Stargate Command: Proudly Rewriting the Laws of Physics since 1996.

[ZakeD]

-My other car is a Deathglider. (God, so cheesy)

That ones awesome. xD If that were a bumber sticker and I had a car I would buy that.

[Amann]

i learned how to use my headphones to get free candy and chips from vending machines and learned its nowhere near as hard as astrophysics

[chyron]

Regardless of how bad things are one of three things will happen...

...it'll get better in less than 48 minutes
...it'll get better in about a week
...it'll get better in about three months.