Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SG-1)

[jazz!]

Daniel: Can you guys hear me?

Carter: Uh- yea!?

Cam: Very faint, tho - is your radio finally out of power?

Daniel: No; it's just my hand, holding the radio, is quite far from my mouth

[Elles]

Daniel: Uh guys... when a bunch of Ewoks have you tied to a stick and under a burning fire... what's going on?
Jack: It means they're having a barbeque... which means they have beer!
*SG-1 storms to the ecampment to get drunk leaving Daniel to burn*

[full.infinity]

My first post in two weeks!
It really isn't a spoiler... but just to be safe...

Spoiler:

*Jack going offworld after not having done so in a long time*

Sam: Sir, we have incoming! Dial Earth!
Jack: Um...here's the thing....I..umm...
Sam: Sir?
Jack: I forgot Earth's address, okay?! I didn't want to say anything...

That sounds so much like Jack.

[Pharaoh Atem]

My first post in two weeks!
It really isn't a spoiler... but just to be safe...

Spoiler:

*Jack going offworld after not having done so in a long time*

Sam: Sir, we have incoming! Dial Earth!
Jack: Um...here's the thing....I..umm...
Sam: Sir?
Jack: I forgot Earth's address, okay?! I didn't want to say anything...

[Lilith]

Daniel: Uh guys... I don't want to alarm you, but the sun seems to be expanding....
(radio silence)
Daniel: Uh guys?? (walks to gate) Dagnabit!! they left me again!!!

[Linkinparkgundam]

Daniel: Marco
Cameron: Polo
Jack: Polo
Daniel: Marco
Cameron: Polo
Jack: Polo
Daniel: Marco
Cameron: Polo
Jack: Polo
-30 minuters later and now within 8 feet of each other-
Daniel: Marco
Cameron: Polo
Jack: Polo


Teal'c -who is next to Sam and Vala-: What is the meaning to this game Col. Carter?
Sam: The meaning of the is it like "tag", but you have to use sound to find the other poeple. But this game is usally played in a swimming pool...
Vala: A pool? Are the players scantly clad in swim suits...
Teal'c -arching a eyebrow-: But they are not in a swimming pool.
Sam: I know...
Vala: But what are they in?
Sam- smiles- A pool full of Jello.
Vala: Jello?
Sam: Yep.
Vala -thinking about jumping into the pool-: Why?
Teal'c -looking at Vala-: I believe that DanielJackson, Gen O'Neill, and Col. Mitchell lost a bet.
Vala: A bet? With who?
Sam -still smiling-: Me.

-still in the jello with their radios, scantly clad-
Daniel: Marco
Cameron: Polo
Jack: Polo

[Elles]

Daniel: Marco
Cameron: Polo
Jack: Polo
Daniel: Marco
Cameron: Polo
Jack: Polo
Daniel: Marco
Cameron: Polo
Jack: Polo
-30 minuters later and now within 8 feet of each other-
Daniel: Marco
Cameron: Polo
Jack: Polo


Teal'c -who is next to Sam and Vala-: What is the meaning to this game Col. Carter?
Sam: The meaning of the is it like "tag", but you have to use sound to find the other poeple. But this game is usally played in a swimming pool...
Vala: A pool? Are the players scantly clad in swim suits...
Teal'c -arching a eyebrow-: But they are not in a swimming pool.
Sam: I know...
Vala: But what are they in?
Sam- smiles- A pool full of Jello.
Vala: Jello?
Sam: Yep.
Vala -thinking about jumping into the pool-: Why?
Teal'c -looking at Vala-: I believe that DanielJackson, Gen O'Neill, and Col. Mitchell lost a bet.
Vala: A bet? With who?
Sam -still smiling-: Me.

-still in the jello with their radios, scantly clad-
Daniel: Marco
Cameron: Polo
Jack: Polo

Creative and funny. Good for you!

[jmouse]

"Teal'c...put the master control crystal down..."

*smash*

what... a six month hiatus??! what means this? I haven't heard anything about it... is the cast planning to take an unbearably extended break, leaving us with nothing but reruns to last on? Don't get me wrong, those are good, but... you know, nothing's quite as COOL as new material on Fridays ^_^

[Elles]

Walter: Your attention please... Oprah is coming to the SGC to conduct interviews on all personnel... Starting with O'Neill.
O'Neill: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[jmouse]

Daniel: Marco
Cameron: Polo
Jack: Polo
Daniel: Marco
Cameron: Polo
Jack: Polo
Daniel: Marco
Cameron: Polo
Jack: Polo
-30 minuters later and now within 8 feet of each other-
Daniel: Marco
Cameron: Polo
Jack: Polo


Teal'c -who is next to Sam and Vala-: What is the meaning to this game Col. Carter?
Sam: The meaning of the is it like "tag", but you have to use sound to find the other poeple. But this game is usally played in a swimming pool...
Vala: A pool? Are the players scantly clad in swim suits...
Teal'c -arching a eyebrow-: But they are not in a swimming pool.
Sam: I know...
Vala: But what are they in?
Sam- smiles- A pool full of Jello.
Vala: Jello?
Sam: Yep.
Vala -thinking about jumping into the pool-: Why?
Teal'c -looking at Vala-: I believe that DanielJackson, Gen O'Neill, and Col. Mitchell lost a bet.
Vala: A bet? With who?
Sam -still smiling-: Me.

-still in the jello with their radios, scantly clad-
Daniel: Marco
Cameron: Polo
Jack: Polo

Oh my god, that has got to be the best one I've seen yet. That's hilarious! I read a fanfic once where SG-1 and Dr. Fraisure lost a bet with Teal'c, and, well... they all ended up wearing Star Trek suits. It was great. Teal's and Carter both apparently have amazing blackmail abilities. ^_^

[Lilith]

Unscheduled Off-World Activation
Walter: It's SG-1, recieving a radio signal.
Landry: Put it on Speaker.
transmision: MOO!!!

[Commander Jumper]

Unscheduled Off-World Activation
Walter: It's SG-1, recieving a radio signal.
Landry: Put it on Speaker.
transmision: MOO!!!

Landry: open the iris.....I think it's Nerus

[Lilith]

*Nerus walks down ramp followed by Mitchell, Carter and Teal'c*
Landry: Where's Dr. Jackson?
Carter: We should probably check your office Sir.
Landry: My office?
Teal'c: I will procure his clothing.
Landry: What the hell happened?!
Mitchell: Sir, Nerus, thinking he was a giant pretzel stick, mauled Jackson to death. He then proceeded to ascend.
Carter: Last time he discended to then, General O'Neill's office.
Mitchell: Everytime Jackson descends, he tends to do so in the buff.
Landry: Which explains what Teal'c said. Why my office?
Carter: It's the logical place to start Sir.
Landry: Riight....

[Lord Saradomin]

Tealc: Evvvvery rose has it thorns! just like evvverrry night has its dawn!
Daniel: hey lets sing some white snake together!

lol

[Linkinparkgundam]

Landry: What the hell happened?!
Mitchell: Sir, Nerus, thinking he was a giant pretzel stick, mauled Jackson to death. He then proceeded to ascend.
Carter: Last time he discended to then, General O'Neill's office.
Mitchell: Everytime Jackson descends, he tends to do so in the buff.
Landry: Which explains what Teal'c said. Why my office?
Carter: It's the logical place to start Sir.
Landry: Riight....

LOL

Then the base slightly quakes because most of the women fainted because Daniel discended in the Mess....