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Originally posted by CptSneed View PostCARTER: There! Look!
RONON: What does it say?
SHEPERD: What language is that?
CARTER: McKay! You are a scholar.
MCKAY: It's Ancient!
SHEPERD: Of course! Joseph of the Ancients!
RONON: 'Course!
CARTER: What does it say?
MCKAY: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of the Ancients. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the ZPM in the
Outpost of aaaaaagggh'.
CARTER: What?
MCKAY: '...The Outpost of aaaaaagggh'.
ZELENKA: What is that?
MCKAY: He must have died while carving it.
RONON: Oh, come on!
MCKAY: Well, that's what it says.
CARTER: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaaaaggh'. He'd just say it!
MCKAY: Well, that's what's carved in the rock!
SHEPERD: Perhaps he was dictating.
CARTER: Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else?
MCKAY: No. Just 'aaaaaagggh'.
RONON: Aaaauugggh.
CARTER: Aaaaaggh.
ZELENKA: Do you suppose he meant the Camaaaaaargue?
SHEPERD: Where's that?
ZELENKA: France, I think.
RONON: Isn't there a 'Saint Aaauuves' in Cornwall?
CARTER: No, that's 'Saint Ives'.
RONON: Oh, yes. Saint Iiiiives.
SOLDIERS: Iiiiives.
ZELENKA: Oooohoohohooo!
RONON: No, no. 'Aaaauugggh', at the back of the throat. Aaauugh.
ZELENKA: N-- no. No, no, no, no. 'Oooooooh', in surprise and alarm.
RONON: Oh, you mean sort of a 'aaaah'!
ZELENKA: Yes, but I-- aaaaaah!
CARTER: Oooh!
SHEPERD: My God!
[dramatic chord]
[roar]
MCKAY: It's the legendary Black Beast of Aaauugh!
[Black Beast of Aaauugh eats MCKAY]
ZELENKA: That's it! That's it!
CARTER: Run away!
SOLDIERS: Run away!
GENII GUARD: Allo! Who is eet?
CARTER: It is Col. Carter, and these are my Soldiers from Atlantis. Who's outpost is this?
GENII GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard.
CARTER: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by our superiors with an important quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for a ZPM.
GENII GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.
CARTER: What?
SHEPERD: He says they've already got one!
CARTER: Are you sure he's got one?
GENII GUARD: Oh, yes. It's very nice-a. (I told him we already got one.)
GENII GUARDS: [chuckling]
CARTER: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
GENII GUARD: Of course not! You are Lantian types-a!
CARTER: Well, what are you, then?
GENII GUARD: I'm Genii! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly colonel-a?!
SHEPERD: What are you doing here?
GENII GUARD: Mind your own business!
CARTER: If you will not show us the ZPM, we shall take your outpost by force!
GENII GUARD: You don't frighten us, Lantian pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Col Carter, you and all your silly Lantian k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
SHEPERD: What a strange person.
CARTER: Now look here, my good man--
GENII GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a
hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
SHEPERD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
GENII GUARD: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
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WHAT YA MEAN THERES NO COFFEE!!!!A word of advice... there are creatures that live between this dimension and the next, fiendish creatures that feast on the suffering of an entire world to satiate their eternal hunger. Support the Gateworld Cantina or suffer the fate of all who fall into the clutches of the 'Eladrith Ynneas'
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You Will Be ExterminatedA word of advice... there are creatures that live between this dimension and the next, fiendish creatures that feast on the suffering of an entire world to satiate their eternal hunger. Support the Gateworld Cantina or suffer the fate of all who fall into the clutches of the 'Eladrith Ynneas'
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Originally posted by CptSneed View PostIntercom: We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. We are the Borg.
This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
"Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
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Hmmm there was time travel back in the old days.... *fiddles with a old beaten FOB watch*A word of advice... there are creatures that live between this dimension and the next, fiendish creatures that feast on the suffering of an entire world to satiate their eternal hunger. Support the Gateworld Cantina or suffer the fate of all who fall into the clutches of the 'Eladrith Ynneas'
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:a bowl of petunias: Ohhhhh no not again
*Cheyanne Mountain disappears in a puff of illogic*A word of advice... there are creatures that live between this dimension and the next, fiendish creatures that feast on the suffering of an entire world to satiate their eternal hunger. Support the Gateworld Cantina or suffer the fate of all who fall into the clutches of the 'Eladrith Ynneas'
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I direct you to this...http://forum.gateworld.net/showpost....5&postcount=15
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Originally posted by FN-P90 View PostUnknown voice: theres a omeless man standing out side shouting obcenites at traffic, security to pier 9 please.
Originally posted by The_Carpenter View PostHmmm there was time travel back in the old days.... *fiddles with a old beaten FOB watch*
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