things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[JJSNgadget]

hehehe... I have to say I appreciate the fact that you included the lines that people can't usually make out. (the hyena back up that you put in gray) That has to be my personal favorite song from that movie (and Scar happens to be the only reason I ever twatched it, I'll be honest).

There's just something about Jeremy Irons voice, lovely.

[RodneyIsGodney]

hehehe... I have to say I appreciate the fact that you included the lines that people can't usually make out. (the hyena back up that you put in gray) That has to be my personal favorite song from that movie (and Scar happens to be the only reason I ever twatched it, I'll be honest).

I love Scar! The song is also my fave too! About the hyena back up lines I, ah, googled disney songs to get the lyrics. I actually watched that part of the movie on youtube right before I posted so that I could A) Hear that song again and B) so that I can be sure to get it right as far as who sings what(meaning the hyenas). And that part about putting his hand on his puffed up chest, Scar did that in the movie. I thought it would be cute/funny if Rodney did that too. Oh, and your welcome.

There's just something about Jeremy Irons voice, lovely.

Yes Jeremy Irons' voice is great. I just love hearing him sing that song!

[JJSNgadget]

McKay: *retrieves lacy underware from under console* "Okay, would the woman whose underware I found please come to the control room so I can yell at you for endangering Ancient technology."
Sam: "Not mine."
Teyla: "Nor mine."
McKay: "Come on it's got to belong to one of the women here."
Keller: "Nope."
Cadman: "I don't wear underware."
McKay: *irritated* "Well they have to belong to someone." *holding them up*
*Ronon walks past*
Ronon: "I was looking for these." *takes them* "Sheppard I got them."
Sheppard: *stands up from looking under consoles* "Oh, good."
*they leave*
McKay: o_O *blink, blink, blink* "Ew, oh god, ew. I touched them. Ew, ew, ew."

[RodneyIsGodney]

McKay: *retrieves lacy underware from under console* "Okay, would the woman whose underware I found please come to the control room so I can yell at you for endangering Ancient technology."
Sam: "Not mine."
Teyla: "Nor mine."
McKay: "Come on it's got to belong to one of the women here."
Keller: "Nope."
Cadman: "I don't wear underware."
McKay: *irritated* "Well they have to belong to someone." *holding them up*
*Ronon walks past*
Ronon: "I was looking for these." *takes them* "Sheppard I got them.*
Sheppard: *stands up from looking under consoles* "Oh, good."
*they leave*
McKay: o_O *blink, blink, blink* "Ew, oh god, ew. I touched them. Ew, ew, ew."

GREEN!

[JJSNgadget]

*McKay enters Sheppard's office looking at data pad*
McKay: "So Sheppard, I was going over the readings from...."
*Ronon and Sheppard are shirtless, making out*
Ronon: "McKay!"
Sheppard: "Haven't you heard of knocking!"
McKay: "Oh my god, he, he, he. I'm sorry." *leaves*
*Ronon and Sheppard follow putting on shirts*
Sheppard: "Hey, we could have used you an hour ago for naked hide and seek."
Ronon: "He cheated, he always cheats."

[Mimzy]

In a locked lab a private meeting is taking place...


RODNEY(to the gathered scientists):I know that your powers of rentention are as wet as a worthog's backside. But thick as you are, PAY ATTENTION! My words are a matter of pride...It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be can't be caught unawares!...So prepare for the chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news. A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer.

Miko: And where do we feature?
: Just listen to teacher. I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded. When at last I am given my dues! (puts hand on puffed up chest) And justice deliciously squared. Be prepared!

: Yeah, be prepared. We'll be prepared. For what?
: For the death of the king.
:Why, is he sick?
: No, fools. We'll kill him. And Simba too!
:Great idea! Who needs a king?
+Miko: No king, no king., la la la la la la!
: Idiots! There will be a king!
: But you said...
: I will be king! Stick with me and you'll never go hungry AGAIN!
Scientists:" Yay! All right! Long live the king! Long live the king!

Scientists:: It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored.

: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board. The future is littered with prizes. And though I'm the main adressee, the pppoint I must emphasize is: YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!

: So prepare for the coup of the century. Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Scientists: Oooh!
: Meticulous planning...
Scientists: We'll have food!
:Tenacity spanning...
Scientists: Lots of food
: Decades of denial...
Scientists: We repeat
: Is simply why I'll...
Scientists: Endless meat
: Be king undisputed...
Scientists: Aaaaaaah!
: Respected, saluted...
Scientists: Aaaaaaah!
: And seen for the wonder I am. (puts hand on puffed up chest, again)
Scientists: Aaaaaaa!

: Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!
Scientists:Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!


...Everyone else in the city is either laughing histerically, choking on their food or are otherwise gobsmacked due to hearing every word over the city wide.

Sheppard:(cackling evily) I knew my spy kit would come in handy some day!

*DIES*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mental GREEN!

[sillyscipia]

Chuck: "Would the owner of a blue phone box please move your vehicle? You're blocking our gate."

------------------------------------------

*whoosh, vrorp, whoosh, vrorp, whoosh*
DONNA: "Where are we this time?"
DOCTOR: "Welcome, Donna, to the lost city of Atlant--" *sees people* "Oh, um. Welcome, Donna, to the formerly-lost city of Atlantis."
*guns cock*
DOCTOR: "We should probably leave these people to their nice city. What do you say, yeah?"
*whoosh, vrorp, whoosh, vrorp, whoosh*


CARTER: *headdesk* "How am I gonna put this in my report?"

HAHAHAHA!

What the hell was that?
That was a police box, laddie. Haven't seen one of those since I was a wee lad.
Why'd it disappear?
Got me.

^Mental green is better than no green. Thanx!


Rodney: I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love. Love'sgoing to leave me. I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts. I'm too sexy for Milan to sexy for Milan, New York and Japan. I'm too sexy for your party too sexy for your party. No way I'm disco dancing. I am a model you know what I mean. I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk...


Weir: What in the world?
Sheppard: Oh, for the love of....CARSON! YOU HAD BETTER GET TO THE GATEROOM!


A few minutes later...


Carson: This had better be a matter of life and...
Rodney: I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car by far...
Carson: ...death.

Ronon: Can I shoot him NOW?

HAHA! *dies of laughter*

In a locked lab a private meeting is taking place...


RODNEY(to the gathered scientists):I know that your powers of rentention are as wet as a worthog's backside. But thick as you are, PAY ATTENTION! My words are a matter of pride...It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be can't be caught unawares!...So prepare for the chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news. A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer.

Miko: And where do we feature?
: Just listen to teacher. I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded. When at last I am given my dues! (puts hand on puffed up chest) And justice deliciously squared. Be prepared!

: Yeah, be prepared. We'll be prepared. For what?
: For the death of the king.
:Why, is he sick?
: No, fools. We'll kill him. And Simba too!
:Great idea! Who needs a king?
+Miko: No king, no king., la la la la la la!
: Idiots! There will be a king!
: But you said...
: I will be king! Stick with me and you'll never go hungry AGAIN!
Scientists:" Yay! All right! Long live the king! Long live the king!

Scientists:: It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored.

: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board. The future is littered with prizes. And though I'm the main adressee, the pppoint I must emphasize is: YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!

: So prepare for the coup of the century. Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Scientists: Oooh!
: Meticulous planning...
Scientists: We'll have food!
:Tenacity spanning...
Scientists: Lots of food
McKay: Decades of denial...
Scientists: We repeat
McKay:Is simply why I'll...
Scientists: Endless meat
McKay: Be king undisputed...
Scientists: Aaaaaaah!
McKay: Respected, saluted...
Scientists: Aaaaaaah!
McKay: And seen for the wonder I am. (puts hand on puffed up chest, again)
Scientists: Aaaaaaa!

McKay: Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!
Scientists:Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!


...Everyone else in the city is either laughing histerically, choking on their food or are otherwise gobsmacked due to hearing every word over the city wide.

Sheppard:(cackling evily) I knew my spy kit would come in handy some day!

Oh. My. God. *dies*

McKay: *retrieves lacy underware from under console* "Okay, would the woman whose underware I found please come to the control room so I can yell at you for endangering Ancient technology."
Sam: "Not mine."
Teyla: "Nor mine."
McKay: "Come on it's got to belong to one of the women here."
Keller: "Nope."
Cadman: "I don't wear underware."
McKay: *irritated* "Well they have to belong to someone." *holding them up*
*Ronon walks past*
Ronon: "I was looking for these." *takes them* "Sheppard I got them.*
Sheppard: *stands up from looking under consoles* "Oh, good."
*they leave*
McKay: o_O *blink, blink, blink* "Ew, oh god, ew. I touched them. Ew, ew, ew."

HA!

*McKay enters Sheppard's office looking at data pad*
McKay: "So Sheppard, I was going over the readings from...."
*Ronon and Sheppard are shirtless, making out*
Ronon: "McKay!"
Sheppard: "Haven't you heard of knocking!"
McKay: "Oh my god, he, he, he. I'm sorry." *leaves*
*Ronon and Sheppard follow putting on shirts*
Sheppard: "Hey, we could have used you an hour ago for naked hide and seek."
Ronon: "He cheated, he always cheats."

Total Torchwood rip-off. Wonderfully done, though!

[Mimzy]

Attention: There is an immediate problem in the jumper bay--apparently Colonel Carter and Dr. McKay are locked in a jumper and a broken pipe is flooding the bay! Please, someone fix the problem before there are disastrous and/or very awkward results of this confinement due to the fact that Rodney is not hallucinating this time...

[TrueRomantic]

Attention: There is an immediate problem in the jumper bay--apparently Colonel Carter and Dr. McKay are locked in a jumper and a broken pipe is flooding the bay! Please, someone fix the problem before there are disastrous and/or very awkward results of this confinement due to the fact that Rodney is not hallucinating this time...

ACCCKKKKK!!!!!! Eeewwwww!!!!!!!!!! Sam would kill him before she let anything happen!!

Attention: Would Dr. McKay please come to the lost and found? It appears you left your iPod in the debriefing room again. Really? "I'm Too Sexy" and "I Feel Pretty"? Is there something you want to tell us Rodney?

[Mimzy]

ACCCKKKKK!!!!!! Eeewwwww!!!!!!!!!! Sam would kill him before she let anything happen!!

Attention: Would Dr. McKay please come to the lost and found? It appears you left your iPod in the debriefing room again. Really? "I'm Too Sexy" and "I Feel Pretty"? Is there something you want to tell us Rodney?

I know. Which is why I said "disastrous results" Imagine Shep running in there and finding a pool of red water and no Rodney w/ an angry-looking Sam standing up in the middle of the pool of red water... Umm...the IOA would have a fit

Woolsey: Colonel Carter, may I remind you that it is strictly forbidden to murder co-workers regardless of your dispostion towards them...

: Shut up, Woolsey!



And rofl, yours is hilarious...mental green

[TrueRomantic]

Thanks!! Yep, that would be disastrous. Well, I guess that would depend on how you looked at it...

Carter: I swear!!! I didn't kill McKay! He fell on the knife!

Woolsey: Fell? I find that highly unlikely Col. Carter. A man cannot fall on a knife enough times to do that to a body.

Carter: But he did!!!! Ask Keller! I had already taken some of the medical supply drugs that were trapped in the jumper with us. I was tired of listening to him!!! I was out cold! The drugs were still in my system when we were saved!!!!

Woolsey: Righhttt...Sufice it to say, there will be a more thorough investigation into this. For now, you are free.

Carter: *as she walks away* Gullible idiot...He "fell" before I took the drugs...*chuckles quietly as she enters her quarters*

[Mimzy]

She could've just used a lemon, actually...but then what would explain the red pool XD

[TrueRomantic]

Well...I suppose he could have had an allergic reaction that caused him to erupt in boils...That popped...And caused him to bleed out...

[JJSNgadget]

Rodney walking into a jumper to find a threesome between John, Sam, Ronon, and Zelenka. He becomes so traumatized he forgets how to count.

[Morgan le Fay]

Voice: Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the a**
by the US Military…

It's not funny!

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.


I'll give green to whoever knows where this came from.