things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[Mimzy]

: "Hey, I read."
: "Flight manuals don't count."
: "Pfft, not those. I meant golf magazines, and War and Peace."
: "Oh and what page are you on?"
: *indistict mumbling* "124."
: "Uh-huh. Shaadddup!"

Mental green again! You always come up w/ good ones

: *with roses and a large sign reading: "I appreciate you"*
You raise me up
So I can stand on mountains
You raise me up
To walk on stormy seas
I am strong when I am on your shoulders
You raise me up
To more than I can be

: Oh my goodness, that is the most touching thing you have ever done, Rodney...

: What the hell?

: Awkward...

: I can't believe I'm saying this...but Rodney's actually a really good singer!

: Oh, it's so beautiful! I can't take it! *blows nose*

[JJSNgadget]

Chuck: "Would the owner of a blue phone box please move your vehicle? You're blocking our gate."

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*whoosh, vrorp, whoosh, vrorp, whoosh*
DONNA: "Where are we this time?"
DOCTOR: "Welcome, Donna, to the lost city of Atlant--" *sees people* "Oh, um. Welcome, Donna, to the formerly-lost city of Atlantis."
*guns cock*
DOCTOR: "We should probably leave these people to their nice city. What do you say, yeah?"
*whoosh, vrorp, whoosh, vrorp, whoosh*


CARTER: *headdesk* "How am I gonna put this in my report?"

[RodneyIsGodney]

: I'm a little tea pot short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up hear me shout then tip me over and pour me...

: BlOODY HELL! Rodney! Get back in yer bed right now!!!
: What the...?
: Ohh...no. Not again!
: I think my ears are bleeding.
: He did it again.

: I think I may have given him a wee bit to much morphine.
: You can say that again!

[Morgan le Fay]

: I'm a little tea pot short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up hear me shout then tip me over and pour me...

: BlOODY HELL! Rodney! Get back in yer bed right now!!!
: What the...?
: Ohh...no. Not again!
: I think my ears are bleeding.
: He did it again.

: I think I may have given him a wee bit to much morphine.
: You can say that again!

But Gateworld won't let me give you green.

Sam: Attention, please. The cooks have just informed me that if there is even one more food fight, they will hire Teyla as a cook and serve goulash for a month. No more food fights, people!

[Princess Awinita]

McKay: (taslking of yours truly) She put a what in my CAR Air Conditioning?!
Me: *hides as the SGC locks down locking McKay in the lemon locker*
Me: Something tells me Keller is NOT going to be amused.....

[RodneyIsGodney]

On a balcony overlooking the Atlantean Ocean...

: Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea. You swim so wild and you swim so free. Heaven above, and the sea below. And a little white whale on the go. Baby beluga, baby beluga.....


Uh...
He's singin to Sam again.
: Sam?
: His whale.
: He must be stopped!
: Can I shoot him?
: Next time I'll bloody strap him to his bed.

[Mimzy]

Chuck: "Would the owner of a blue phone box please move your vehicle? You're blocking our gate."

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*whoosh, vrorp, whoosh, vrorp, whoosh*
DONNA: "Where are we this time?"
DOCTOR: "Welcome, Donna, to the lost city of Atlant--" *sees people* "Oh, um. Welcome, Donna, to the formerly-lost city of Atlantis."
*guns cock*
DOCTOR: "We should probably leave these people to their nice city. What do you say, yeah?"
*whoosh, vrorp, whoosh, vrorp, whoosh*


CARTER: *headdesk* "How am I gonna put this in my report?"

ROFL! Mental green!

: I'm a little tea pot short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up hear me shout then tip me over and pour me...

: BlOODY HELL! Rodney! Get back in yer bed right now!!!
: What the...?
: Ohh...no. Not again!
: I think my ears are bleeding.
: He did it again.

: I think I may have given him a wee bit to much morphine.
: You can say that again!

On a balcony overlooking the Atlantean Ocean...

: Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea. You swim so wild and you swim so free. Heaven above, and the sea below. And a little white whale on the go. Baby beluga, baby beluga.....


Uh...
He's singin to Sam again.
: Sam?
: His whale.
: He must be stopped!
: Can I shoot him?
: Next time I'll bloody strap him to his bed.

You get mental greens for both of those

[RodneyIsGodney]

^Mental green is better than no green. Thanx!


: I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love. Love'sgoing to leave me. I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts. I'm too sexy for Milan to sexy for Milan, New York and Japan. I'm too sexy for your party too sexy for your party. No way I'm disco dancing. I am a model you know what I mean. I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk...


: What in the world?
: Oh, for the love of....CARSON! YOU HAD BETTER GET TO THE GATEROOM!


A few minutes later...


: This had better be a matter of life and...
: I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car by far...
: ...death.

: Can I shoot him NOW?

[Morgan le Fay]

^Mental green is better than no green. Thanx!


: I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love. Love'sgoing to leave me. I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts. I'm too sexy for Milan to sexy for Milan, New York and Japan. I'm too sexy for your party too sexy for your party. No way I'm disco dancing. I am a model you know what I mean. I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk...


: What in the world?
: Oh, for the love of....CARSON! YOU HAD BETTER GET TO THE GATEROOM!


A few minutes later...


: This had better be a matter of life and...
: I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car by far...
: ...death.

: Can I shoot him NOW?

I'm laughing so hard right now. But Gateworld won't let me give you green! (Actually, this seems to be a complaint I've been making quite often the past few days.)

[RodneyIsGodney]

I'm laughing so hard right now. But Gateworld won't let me give you green! (Actually, this seems to be a complaint I've been making quite often the past few days.)

That's okay. I've been having trouble lately greening people too.

[TrueRomantic]

Attention people!!! I have some bad news. Not only is Woolsey going to be taking over the base, but it appears that, as our base doctors will be leaving Atlantis, Earth was hard pressed to find a new doctor to take over. Sadly, the only one they could find was one of the clones of the Goul'd Ba'al. That is all.

[Princess Awinita]

Chuck: Where's the Replicators from the Milky Way when you need them?
Rodney: Why would you want them?
Borg voice: Resistance is futile
Chuck: That's why
Chuck and Rodney: WE ARE GONNA DIE!!!!

[Mimzy]

All of you get mental greens!! *dies laughing* Especially RodneyIsGodney for that last one... *laugh overload*

: MY NAME IS RODNEY AND YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT?
: WHAT DO YOU GOT?
: I GOT A FRIEND WHO IS HOTTER THAN HOT! *winks*
Everyone: HOW HOT IS HOT?
: BATMAN AND SUPERMAN...
Everyone : UH-HUH, UH-HUH!
: CAN'T DO WHAT SAM CAN!
Everyone : NOW KEEP THE BEAT!
: MY NAME IS SAM AND YOU KNOW WHAT I-- *stops to think while looking at Rodney*
: What?
: *SMACK*
: OWWW!!

[RodneyIsGodney]

In a locked lab a private meeting is taking place...


RODNEY(to the gathered scientists):I know that your powers of rentention are as wet as a worthog's backside. But thick as you are, PAY ATTENTION! My words are a matter of pride...It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be can't be caught unawares!...So prepare for the chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news. A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer.

Miko: And where do we feature?
: Just listen to teacher. I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded. When at last I am given my dues! (puts hand on puffed up chest) And justice deliciously squared. Be prepared!

: Yeah, be prepared. We'll be prepared. For what?
: For the death of the king.
:Why, is he sick?
: No, fools. We'll kill him. And Simba too!
:Great idea! Who needs a king?
+Miko: No king, no king., la la la la la la!
: Idiots! There will be a king!
: But you said...
: I will be king! Stick with me and you'll never go hungry AGAIN!
Scientists:" Yay! All right! Long live the king! Long live the king!

Scientists:: It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored.

: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board. The future is littered with prizes. And though I'm the main addressee, the point that I must emphasize is: YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!

: So prepare for the coup of the century. Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Scientists: Oooh!
: Meticulous planning...
Scientists: We'll have food!
:Tenacity spanning...
Scientists: Lots of food
: Decades of denial...
Scientists: We repeat
: Is simply why I'll...
Scientists: Endless meat
: Be king undisputed...
Scientists: Aaaaaaah!
: Respected, saluted...
Scientists: Aaaaaaah!
: And seen for the wonder I am. (puts hand on puffed up chest, again)
Scientists: Aaaaaaa!

: Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!
Scientists:Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!


...Everyone else in the city is either laughing histerically, choking on their food or are otherwise gobsmacked due to hearing every word over the city wide.

Sheppard:(cackling evily) I knew my spy kit would come in handy some day!

[Otera]

In a locked lab a private meeting is taking place...


RODNEY(to the gathered scientists):I know that your powers of rentention are as wet as a worthog's backside. But thick as you are, PAY ATTENTION! My words are a matter of pride...It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be can't be caught unawares!...So prepare for the chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news. A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer.

Miko: And where do we feature?
: Just listen to teacher. I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded. When at last I am given my dues! (puts hand on puffed up chest) And justice deliciously squared. Be prepared!

: Yeah, be prepared. We'll be prepared. For what?
: For the death of the king.
:Why, is he sick?
: No, fools. We'll kill him. And Simba too!
:Great idea! Who needs a king?
+Miko: No king, no king., la la la la la la!
: Idiots! There will be a king!
: But you said...
: I will be king! Stick with me and you'll never go hungry AGAIN!
Scientists:" Yay! All right! Long live the king! Long live the king!

Scientists:: It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored.

: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board. The future is littered with prizes. And though I'm the main adressee, the pppoint I must emphasize is: YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!

: So prepare for the coup of the century. Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Scientists: Oooh!
: Meticulous planning...
Scientists: We'll have food!
:Tenacity spanning...
Scientists: Lots of food
: Decades of denial...
Scientists: We repeat
: Is simply why I'll...
Scientists: Endless meat
: Be king undisputed...
Scientists: Aaaaaaah!
: Respected, saluted...
Scientists: Aaaaaaah!
: And seen for the wonder I am. (puts hand on puffed up chest, again)
Scientists: Aaaaaaa!

: Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!
Scientists:Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!


...Everyone else in the city is either laughing histerically, choking on their food or are otherwise gobsmacked due to hearing every word over the city wide.

Sheppard:(cackling evily) I knew my spy kit would come in handy some day!

hehehe... I have to say I appreciate the fact that you included the lines that people can't usually make out. (the hyena back up that you put in gray) That has to be my personal favorite song from that movie (and Scar happens to be the only reason I ever twatched it, I'll be honest).