things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[Morgan le Fay]

It's from Charlie Brown. Sally always used to call Linus her "sweet baboo," and then he would yell "RATS!" and pull his blanket over his head.

Oh. Duh! I should have known that. lol

Sam: Why is there a giant jellyfish/shark/fish... thing swimming around the city?
John: Hey, leave Dory alone!

[Mimzy]

Oh. Duh! I should have known that. lol

Sam: Why is there a giant jellyfish/shark/fish... thing swimming around the city?
John: Hey, leave Dory alone!

MENTAL GREEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!

~~~

: *with gun* GARBAGE DAY!!
: Huh? NOOO!
*bam*
: Muahaha! *blows on gun* Muahahaha!!

~~~

Green for anyone who gets the reference

[methosivanhoe]

"This is General Hammond, we regret to inform everyone that new regulations prohibit the ingestion of caffeine on base, as such all coffee supplies have been changed to decaf

*everyone near Dr J's office runs for cover*

M

[Mimzy]

"This is General Hammond, we regret to inform everyone that new regulations prohibit the ingestion of caffeine on base, as such all coffee supplies have been changed to decaf

*everyone near Dr J's office runs for cover*

M

[Princess Awinita]

Oh. Duh! I should have known that. lol

Sam: Why is there a giant jellyfish/shark/fish... thing swimming around the city?
John: Hey, leave Dory alone!

hehe Gotta love Dory in Finding nemo! my fave character! I even have the same type of fish too!!

continuing this idea

Hey Rodeny, what's with the uh.... finned thing?
This is a Clownfish to you Lt. Col. Stupid
That was gonna be my second guess
What was your first?
That's for Carter isn't it?
*gunshot and a body hits the floor, Rodney is heard whistling as he heads for Carters office*

[Mimzy]

Rofl!!!!!!!!!! Mental Green!!!!!

[methosivanhoe]

{daedalus}
HERMIOD: I can't do it, I can't cope. We're travelling at the speed of light, me bottle's gone.

{atlantis}
CARTER: Um, is everything all right up there?

{daedalus}
HERMIOD: Gordon Bennett, that was a close one!
NOVAK: Hermiod, what's the problem? You're supposed to have an IQ of 6000, aren't you?
HERMIOD: Look, we're travelling faster than the speed of light. That means, by the time we see something, we've already passed through it. Even with an IQ of 6000, it's still brown trousers time.


yes, i shamelessly stole the lines.

spot the red dwarf fan

M

[Mimzy]

*GASP* YOUR SPARKY SIG!! (well, now it's gone ) but... *SQUEEs uncontrollably*

sorry, that was way off topic

Attention:Will Col. Samantha Carter please stop threatening Dr. McKay with lemons or he is apparently going to tell everyone on base about the time she kissed him on the balcony...

...oops

: RODNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: Oh...crap...GAAAAAHH!! *runs*
: She did WHAT?!
: Well, that definitely isn't awkward...

[JJSNgadget]

{daedalus}
HERMIOD: I can't do it, I can't cope. We're travelling at the speed of light, me bottle's gone.

{atlantis}
CARTER: Um, is everything all right up there?

{daedalus}
HERMIOD: Gordon Bennett, that was a close one!
NOVAK: Hermiod, what's the problem? You're supposed to have an IQ of 6000, aren't you?
HERMIOD: Look, we're travelling faster than the speed of light. That means, by the time we see something, we've already passed through it. Even with an IQ of 6000, it's still brown trousers time.


yes, i shamelessly stole the lines.

spot the red dwarf fan

M

Actually no I've never seen any eps. Just know about it from random e-conversations. I want to watch some, just don't want to have to buy the dvds.

"rawr. imma lion"
"certainly hairy enough"
"awww, who's a cute lion, aww you are" [scratching behind ears]
[panting] "me-ow"
"hehe. get a room........oh that's not right"

[Mimzy]

Attention: Anyone who wants to see Dr. McKay argue with Dr. Gregory House, the show starts in one hour in the mess hall and admission is $5! Place your bets now...the winners get (in addition to bucketloads of cash) a month's supply of jello, 2 free days off, and a date with either Sam Carter or Teyla Emmagan for the guys, or a date with either John Sheppard or Ronon Dex for the gals! Come on down, it's going to be a riot!

: All bets McKay loses this one.

[JJSNgadget]

"my preeeecccioooouuusssss..."

[Princess Awinita]

scene takes place during end of Season three of Atlantis.....

Random voice: Huston..... we have a ... nevermind
McKay: INCOMING!!!
RV: Huston, us again we DO have a problem!
McKay: It's fixed!
RV: Nevermind
McKay: *faints*
RV (to veryone in the city); when the crash warning light comes on, place our head between your feet and hope to god you dion't die of sock fumes!!

[JJSNgadget]

*In case of water landing, stick your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye.*

[Mimzy]

: I AM OZ, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL! WHO DARES--
: Rodney, what the hell are you doing?
: oh...was that on? Oops...

[Morgan le Fay]

Nice one, Mimzy. But Gateworld won't let me give you green.

[music suddenly begins blaring]
"Dheko, dheko, hai shaam badi deewani/Dheere, dheere, ban jaye na koi kahani"
John: Somebody, turn that music off!

*sigh* I would love to see Om Shanti Om. It looks like a good movie. But I don't think Mom would want to watch it.