things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[MajorShipper]

I'M A BIG KID NOW!
Delete mental picture of John in a diaper!

that might be hard.......

[sillyscipia]

that might be hard.......

All women on Atlantis, your shipment of "feminine products" is here. You know... Your pads, tampons, make up, concealer, the Pill... Et cetera. Please come to the gate room and collect it.

[MajorShipper]

All women on Atlantis, your shipment of "feminine products" is here. You know... Your pads, tampons, make up, concealer, the Pill... Et cetera. Please come to the gate room and collect it.

Teyla: I'm first!*shoves other people aside* get out of the way!!
John: Why Teyla, I had no idea.....

[Mimzy]

: WHO THE HELL LEFT SMILEY-FACE BOXERS ON MY DESK?!
: HOLY CRAP, how did they get THERE?!

: *snicker*

[sillyscipia]

: WHO THE HELL LEFT SMILEY-FACE BOXERS ON MY DESK?!
: HOLY CRAP, how did they get THERE?!

: *snicker*

Colonel Sheppard! Report to my office NOW!
Haha! Sheppard's in trouble! Sheppard's in trouble!\
You, too, Dr. McKay!
Rodney's in trouble! Rodney's in trouble!

[Mimzy]

Colonel Sheppard! Report to my office NOW!
Haha! Sheppard's in trouble! Sheppard's in trouble!\
You, too, Dr. McKay!
Rodney's in trouble! Rodney's in trouble!

Rofl MENTAL GREEN

Attention, Atlantis fans. TPTB has decided to make the official canon pairing for SGA. Thank you.




: DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sillyscipia]

Disembodied voice: Rodney McKay has just blown up the science lab for the third time this week. Would the cooks please put lemon juice in his coffee? Thank you, that is all.

[JJSNgadget]

"Ronon, your latest shipment of DVDs has been delayed."


"Push! You're doing great! One more time, push!"
{squish,}
"Wwwaaaaaaaa!"
"Congratulations, it's a--ah--um"
{high-pitched wailing, growling, snarling}
"Aaaahhhhh!"
{sounds of carnage}
"Help!"
"Hey, just like in that movie!"

[Mimzy]

: WHO STOLE MY HAIR GEL?!!!!!!!!!!

[sillyscipia]

: WHO STOLE MY HAIR GEL?!!!!!!!!!!

*hides bottles under desk* Not me! Ronon did it!
You're nuts, mcKay. Why would I hide Sheppard's hair gel? I don't have a death wish. But... You do. *pulls bottles out from under Rodney's desk and hands them to sheppard*

[JJSNgadget]

{daedalus}
HERMIOD: I can't do it, I can't cope. We're travelling at the speed of light, me bottle's gone.

{atlantis}
CARTER: Um, is everything all right up there?

{daedalus}
HERMIOD: Gordon Bennett, that was a close one!
NOVAK: Hermiod, what's the problem? You're supposed to have an IQ of 6000, aren't you?
HERMIOD: Look, we're travelling faster than the speed of light. That means, by the time we see something, we've already passed through it. Even with an IQ of 6000, it's still brown trousers time.


yes, i shamelessly stole the lines.

[Princess Awinita]

{daedalus}
HERMIOD: I can't do it, I can't cope. We're travelling at the speed of light, me bottle's gone.

{atlantis}
CARTER: Um, is everything all right up there?

{daedalus}
HERMIOD: Gordon Bennett, that was a close one!
NOVAK: Hermiod, what's the problem? You're supposed to have an IQ of 6000, aren't you?
HERMIOD: Look, we're travelling faster than the speed of light. That means, by the time we see something, we've already passed through it. Even with an IQ of 6000, it's still brown trousers time.

yes, i shamelessly stole the lines.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ((stops to breathe) THAT'S FUNNY!!!!

my own::::

Random voice: Those of you wondering what the boom was about, we have lost the main stardrive, Don't worry, McKay can fix it. . . . . McKay? Don't worry folk, even though parts of the city are airless McKay is fine and working hard. *McKay is seen praying that John does not kill him for hiding the hair gel in Teyla's bedroom*

[Mimzy]

: Hello, my sweet baboo!
: I am NOT your sweet baboo!
: Isn't he the sweetest thing?
: RATS! *pulls random blanket over head*

& :*wtfudge?*

: Is it just me or did the entire universe just invert on itself??

[Morgan le Fay]

: Hello, my sweet baboo!
: I am NOT your sweet baboo!
: Isn't he the sweetest thing?
: RATS! *pulls random blanket over head*

& :*wtfudge?*

: Is it just me or did the entire universe just invert on itself??

Oh, that is hilarious! "Sweet baboo." What is that from? I should remember, but I can't!

[Mimzy]

Oh, that is hilarious! "Sweet baboo." What is that from? I should remember, but I can't!

It's from Charlie Brown. Sally always used to call Linus her "sweet baboo," and then he would yell "RATS!" and pull his blanket over his head.

: Soo...who wants some lunch...
: Sure, I'm STARVING!
: Come on, Mer...we can hold hands under the table!
: Okay, this is WAY out of control...
Keller: Alien virus. It's always an alien virus!