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Originally posted by General David Niemi View PostOkey Dokey. That's a little strange."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by Morgan le Fay View PostPosted and then deleted in this thread, or another thread?
Announcer: Are there any vampire slayers available at the moment?"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by Morgan le Fay View PostJust wondering, but do you know what we're talking about?"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by chyron View PostMoving on from that incident...
Announcer: Are there any vampire slayers available at the moment?
hehe... i know which commercial you're talking about... the tostidos ppl have weird mindsI'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Season 3 Finale/Season 4 Premier Spoiler
Spoiler:
Rodney Mckay: Everyone! There's hope. We've found a nearby planet on which to land Atlantis. Evidently it was a colony that the Ancients buildt when the first arrived only to later abandon. The name is Altair-4* and according to the Atlantis database it has a plethora of ZPM's and other Ancient technology. We'll be landing within 30 minutes.
*The reference is from 'The Forbidden Planet' read the synopis and you'll understand why you wouldn't want to hear this.
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by chyron View PostSeason 3 Finale/Season 4 Premier Spoiler
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Rodney Mckay: Everyone! There's hope. We've found a nearby planet on which to land Atlantis. Evidently it was a colony that the Ancients buildt when the first arrived only to later abandon. The name is Altair-4* and according to the Atlantis database it has a plethora of ZPM's and other Ancient technology. We'll be landing within 30 minutes.
*The reference is from 'The Forbidden Planet' read the synopis and you'll understand why you wouldn't want to hear this.
Spoiler:I've read all the synopses, but I completely forget which one that was. Is it the ep w/ Jodelle Ferland? Wait...I think that's something else...gah, I'm confused
:TEEHEE I'M COMING!
: YAY!
: NOO! Stay on Earth!
: *WHUMP*
: You beat up Sheppard!
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: It's not that surprising! ...is it?
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ONLY 5 MORE DAYS!! (Well, 6 for me b/c I don't have cable and I have to watch it online )"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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Groucho Marx is in Weir's office
John walks in: who are you?
Groucho: That's a rather personal qquestion isn't it old man? Who I am and what I am is my business.
John: well then why are you here?
Groucho: I heard that there was a lady here that needed a good heart to heat chat.
John: you're too late I maried her already.
Groucho: you mean you married Weir?
John: no I married Teyla.
Groucho: well then that's OK I wanted Old Lady Weir for myself anyhow.
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"The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress
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