Originally posted by chyron
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John: Crap. Oh well. I'll just threaten Rodney with bottled lemon juice instead."While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore -
(this post is based on real life experience as of this whole past week/weekend)
AIEEE!
What now?
The Database got a virus! It's gone!
Can you get it back?
Didn't I just say the database is gone?
Yes you did but get it back
I'm not as miracle worker!
Fix it anyway!
TEN HOURS LATER
OK, the Database is back up and running just fine...... Only.... I can't get to my files and info on it now. Lets see here we go... O.o $70?!?!?! That's blackmail!!
What is blackmail?
RecoveryFix is telling me that I must pay $70 to register the product to be able to get all the files and folders and info back....
That IS blackmail
This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
"Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
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*rodney walks into the control room holding a towel*
: Why are you carrying a towel?
: In case of hitchhiking.
: ....what?!
: As an intergalactic hitchhiker, if one is picked up carrying only a towel, than anything you may require will be given to you because you have a towel.
: Besides, I'm also a hoopy frood.
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Originally posted by sillyscipia View Post*rodney walks into the control room holding a towel*
: Why are you carrying a towel?
: In case of hitchhiking.
: ....what?!
: As an intergalactic hitchhiker, if one is picked up carrying only a towel, than anything you may require will be given to you because you have a towel.
: Besides, I'm also a hoopy frood.
:
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GW won't let me give you green!Originally posted by sillyscipia View Post*rodney walks into the control room holding a towel*
: Why are you carrying a towel?
: In case of hitchhiking.
: ....what?!
: As an intergalactic hitchhiker, if one is picked up carrying only a towel, than anything you may require will be given to you because you have a towel.
: Besides, I'm also a hoopy frood.
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John: Rodney, do we have any of those delicious raisins left?
Rodney: You ate yours. These are mine.
John: Au contraire, they are mine! I paid for them! Hand them over!
Rodney: [mimicking] I paid for them! They're mine! [Blows a raspberry]
John: Don't be saucy with me, Rodney.
Green to whoever gets the reference."While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath TagoreComment
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NOOOOOOOO! It won't let me green you either!!Originally posted by sillyscipia View Post*rodney walks into the control room holding a towel*
: Why are you carrying a towel?
: In case of hitchhiking.
: ....what?!
: As an intergalactic hitchhiker, if one is picked up carrying only a towel, than anything you may require will be given to you because you have a towel.
: Besides, I'm also a hoopy frood.
: 
: THE WRAITH ARE ATTACKING! THE WRAITH ARE ATTACKING!
: *droning* Ohhhh dearrrr, Ohhhh myyyyy...
"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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Originally posted by Mimzy View PostNOOOOOOOO! It won't let me green you either!!
: THE WRAITH ARE ATTACKING! THE WRAITH ARE ATTACKING!
: *droning* Ohhhh dearrrr, Ohhhh myyyyy... : Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I even bothered to say it. Oh god, I'm so depressed.
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HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'd green you if it'd let meOriginally posted by sillyscipia View Post : Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I even bothered to say it. Oh god, I'm so depressed.
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Jigsaw: Hello members of the Atlantis Expedition...since you've arrived in the Pegasus galaxy, you've done nothing but wreck havoc...Dr. Beckett - you created Michael, Mckay - you destroyed a solar system, Sheppard - you've given a new meaning to the term Kirked, and you Dr. Weir - you've just been a pansy...Now, I want to play a game with all of you in the city..."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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That name... where have I heard that name?.... can't think of it but I like it and to add to it....Originally posted by chyron View Post
For the last freaking time! It was 5/6 of a solar system!!
This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
"Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
"The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progressComment
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Jugsaw:* Rodney Mckay...if you do not free yourself from your quarters ... a single drop of lemon juice will be applied to your tongue.Originally posted by Teyilia View PostThat name... where have I heard that name?.... can't think of it but I like it and to add to it....
For the last freaking time! It was 5/6 of a solar system!!
*Disclaimer: Due to copyright infringement laws, the name of this character has been changed to avoid any confusion, infringement or otherwise potentially illegal conflict with a character belonging to another franchise. No endorsement of this franchise by that franchise is implied, endorsed, condoned, suggested or otherwise alluded to."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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*Marvin appears in the gate room and starts complaining about life*
: Who turned McKay into a robot?
: *pokes head out from under a console* Someone say my name?
: Yeah, there's a robot down there who's acting like you!
: ..................what?!
*sheppard points*
: Holy [snip]! It's Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy! Oh, this is bad........another alternate dimension's acting funny.
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Heh heh heh heh *thump*
What was that?
Rodney laughing his head off
McKay can laugh?
No he cannot
Then why did his head fall off?
Because he laughed and his head is not used to laughter.....
...... oh
This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
"Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
"The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progressComment
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Originally posted by sillyscipia View Post*Marvin appears in the gate room and starts complaining about life*
: Who turned McKay into a robot?
: *pokes head out from under a console* Someone say my name?
: Yeah, there's a robot down there who's acting like you!
: ..................what?!
*sheppard points*
: Holy [snip]! It's Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy! Oh, this is bad........another alternate dimension's acting funny. I can't green you!
"While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath TagoreComment
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Rodney is, once again, in the shower...(unbeknownst to Rodney, Sheppard is in his quarters and hears everything...)
You remind me of the babe.
Whatbabe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the babe.
*snicker*
I saw my baby
crying hard as babe could cry
My babies love had gone
and left my baby blue
What could I do?
*chortle*
What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails
Puppy dogs tails
Thunder or lightning
Then baby said...
(out loud) DANCE MAGIC DANCE...
*gasps*
SHEPPARD!!!!!
*gigglesnort*
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