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    #841
    Originally posted by Lucreleia View Post
    Are you suggesting that people in Atlantis shouldn't have a bath??? It would be SO much fun to see the whole base full of bubbles....
    OH, my, I can't take the image off my mind, now!!!!!
    You got it - there's the green. There was a box of Irish Spring sitting on my bathroom sink. I guess that really makes me a Gatehead given that I was thinking of Gateworld while brushing my teath.
    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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      #842
      Originally posted by chyron View Post
      You got it - there's the green. There was a box of Irish Spring sitting on my bathroom sink. I guess that really makes me a Gatehead given that I was thinking of Gateworld while brushing my teath.
      Darn! I didn't get green.

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        #843
        Originally posted by General David Niemi View Post
        Darn! I didn't get green.
        Neither did I! *pouts*

        Lucreleia- The whole city full of bubbles?! Ha ha! I wish I could give you green.
        "While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore

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          #844
          Attention:Lt. Col. John Sheppard has joined the Dark Side, and Ronon Dex is now a Death Eater. Please prepare for the Apocalypse.
          "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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          Sig by ME!!!

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            #845
            Announcement: We've just discovered that jello actually assists the Wraith in absorbing human life force. Effectively immediately, all expedition members should refrain from eating Jello from this point forward...unless you have a frakin' death wish.
            "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

            I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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              #846
              Originally posted by chyron View Post
              ANNOUNCEMENT: Everyone grab a bucket! Colonel Sheppard's hair is on fire! Start a bucket brigade!
              hahahaha!

              anyway.....

              Some random guy on the phone: Hello.... you'd like to know how to get ahold of Teyla?.... I don't know shes awfully tickleish!

              This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
              "Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
              "The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress

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                #847
                Announcement: We've just discovered that jello actually assists the Wraith in absorbing human life force. Effectively immediately, all expedition members should refrain from eating Jello from this point forward...unless you have a frakin' death wish.


                :GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                PS: Everybody gets virtual hugs from me. Today is FREE HUG DAY
                "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                Sig by ME!!!

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                  #848
                  Rodney: Oh! Finally! The online registration for the Jeopardy Teen Tournament is open! Yes!
                  John: Um... Rodney? You're not a teenager.

                  Guess who registered for the online test for the Teen Tournament?

                  Originally posted by Mimzy View Post
                  PS: Everybody gets virtual hugs from me. Today is FREE HUG DAY
                  *hugs Mimzy*
                  "While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore

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                    #849
                    Originally posted by chyron View Post
                    Announcement: We've just discovered that jello actually assists the Wraith in absorbing human life force. Effectively immediately, all expedition members should refrain from eating Jello from this point forward...unless you have a frakin' death wish.
                    ...it is the 'Things You Would Not Want To Hear..." thread.
                    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                      #850
                      John: If anyone sees Teyla with a very big battle axe, DONNOT tell her where I am! *sounds of a door getting bashed in, John screams, comm cuts out*

                      This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
                      "Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
                      "The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress

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                        #851
                        Originally posted by Teyilia View Post
                        John: If anyone sees Teyla with a very big battle axe, DONNOT tell her where I am! *sounds of a door getting bashed in, John screams, comm cuts out*
                        Dr. Weir: Teyla! John is mine. Touch him and you die.
                        "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                        I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                          #852
                          (I'm a JT shipper so no offense given or taken at all this is just too darned funny)

                          Teyla: If he is yours, then who is the father of Telianna?

                          This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
                          "Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
                          "The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress

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                            #853
                            John Sheppard: attention everybody, starting fom this moment, I don't give a damn about the safety of this city, so please don't hinder Kolya next time he gates in, we just got intell he's lookng for us. Sheppard out.

                            John: .... oh, and one more thing. I'm off-world for my wedding and a loooong honey moon, so all the female staff please don't get offended, I'll send you a piece of the wedding cake.
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                              #854
                              Male Voice 1: So have you figured out if Major Thompson is man or a woman?
                              Male Voice 2: I gave up. I can't tell if he's got an adam's apple or if that chest of his is actually breasts.
                              "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                              I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                                #855
                                Originally posted by Teyilia View Post
                                (I'm a JT shipper so no offense given or taken at all this is just too darned funny)

                                Teyla: If he is yours, then who is the father of Telianna?
                                Not Teilanna!

                                Originally posted by chyron View Post
                                Male Voice 1: So have you figured out if Major Thompson is man or a woman?
                                Male Voice 2: I gave up. I can't tell if he's got an adam's apple or if that chest of his is actually breasts.

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