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    Attention everyone sheppards hair has escaped from his head and is running riot through the city, if anyone should find it they should comb it into submission then bring it to the gate room.
    Sheppard: NOOOOOOO!
    When all technology has failed and all hope is lost, we will realize we had the ultimate advantage all along...

    MAY BANJOS RULE THE WORLD!!!
    The reason my chemistry teacher hates me:
    Spoiler:
    MBA (my chemistry teacher): What is Avagadros constant?
    Me: 6 and a bit times 10 to the 23.
    MBA: Yea, you know that "bit" is two billion trillion?
    Me: Im barnsley and hung over, a bit will do
    AND
    MBA: What do we do to the number of moles to get the number of atoms?
    Me: Times it by that really big number!
    MBA: Yes, that really big number, what is it?
    Me: How should i know?
    MBA: Its on the board
    Me: Then whats the point in asking???

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      Originally posted by Hooperman1990
      Attention everyone sheppards hair has escaped from his head and is running riot through the city, if anyone should find it they should comb it into submission then bring it to the gate room.
      Sheppard: NOOOOOOO!


      Zelenka: Ha! Got you now!
      Shep's Hair: You can never make me go back! Never! The fan girls are constantly chasing after him! I live life in nothing but fear!
      Zelenka: You realize that they chase after him mostly because of you...
      *distant stampeding noises*
      Shep's Hair: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

      To see a picture of me in the Miss Teen America pageant, click here.

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        weir: i realize that you all are frightend with the wraith on their way.. sheppard and his team have not returned so we need you to hold down this fort until they come back
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        *Thanks aaobuttons*

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          McKay: What would a genius do in this situation?!
          *everyone on Atlantis*: AAAAAHHHHH!!! We're gonna die!


          "That boat chase at the end was unrealisic" - Martin Gero

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            Sheppard: Has anyone seen my orange?
            *he turns to find Mckay on the floor*
            Sheppard: Oh Crap!

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              Weir: Dr Beckett and his team have made a breakthrough. The Wraith cannot digest citrus in any shape or form. Lemons are to them what garlic is to vampires. To be immune to Wraith feeding, all personnel are advised to take at least one spoonful of lemon juice, at least three times a day.

              Sig courtesy of RepliCartertje

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                Originally posted by ReganX
                Weir: Dr Beckett and his team have made a breakthrough. The Wraith cannot digest citrus in any shape or form. Lemons are to them what garlic is to vampires. To be immune to Wraith feeding, all personnel are advised to take at least one spoonful of lemon juice, at least three times a day.
                ROFL!!!!!

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                  Dr Weir: Attention. Assemble an Away team, for immediate launch from Shuttle Bay 4.

                  Sheppard: I need a phaser. Find my phaser!

                  McKay: I can't align the transporter pattern buffer. Maybe if i re-route power through the auxilary buffer, i can get this to work.

                  Beckett: My medical Tricorder indicates that you are not human.

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                    (Mckay on the phone with wraith queen.)

                    Mckay: Hey baby how you doing?

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                      Originally posted by Sandmonkey
                      (Mckay on the phone with wraith queen.)

                      Mckay: Hey baby how you doing?
                      Dr Weir: Attention. There will no longer be free use of the communications systems. All outbound calls will be logged from now on.

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                        Dr. Weir: Rodney's name is Meridith!!!!!

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                          Originally posted by Sandmonkey
                          Dr. Weir: Rodney's name is Meridith!!!!!
                          Dr Weir: Since Dr McKay won't stop sulking, I've had to arrange for Colonel Sheppard's first name to be legally changed to Beatrice. Sorry, John... I mean, Bea.

                          Sig courtesy of RepliCartertje

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                            Dr Weir: And in other news dr. weird.......Weird? WEIRD. who the **** typed this up?
                            Last edited by Sandmonkey; 10 September 2006, 05:38 PM.

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                              Originally posted by Sandmonkey
                              Dr Weir. And in other news dr. weird.......Weird? WEIRD. who the **** typed this up?
                              Kavanagh: Muhahahahahaha!

                              Sig courtesy of RepliCartertje

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                                My bologna has a first name it's O.S.C.A.R.
                                My bologna has a second name it's M.A.Y.E.R.
                                Oh i love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say!!!
                                Cause oscar mayer has a way with B.O.L.O.G.N.A.

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