things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[Elles]

Sheppard: AHHH! I mean... Hello PJ1... I was just going down to the mess for some blueberry pie... And... well... *jumps off balcony into ocean*
Weir: Attention all women in Atlantis... Sheppard will be wet when he gets out of the ocean and he hasn't shaven yet today...
*stampede*

[Commander Jumper]

Me: *pushes all the girls aside* Royal Gaurd comin' through...... Hey Sheppy
Shep: oh no. *Rubbs body in fish and swims out to sharks*
Me: he does know he's been cursed by Kenny right?

[Commander Jumper]

Me: *pushes all the girls aside* Royal Gaurd comin' through...... Hey Sheppy
Shep: oh no. *Rubbs body in fish and swims out to sharks*
Me: he does know he's been cursed by Kenny right?

[Elles]

Me: No... he doesn't... Ok... Dial Earth... According to the Ascended Times, Daniel died again...

[Commander Jumper]

Me: gaaahh Daniel...descending...Droolalicious

[Elles]

Walter: Unscheduled off world activation?
Landry: Have you received an IDC?
Walter: It's the fan girls again!
Landry: CLOSE THE IRIS!
Walter: I can't! Someone's sabotaged it again!
Landry: I want to know who...
*meanwhile in Never Land Ranch*
Michael Jackson: Tee hee... *plays with cut wires*

[Commander Jumper]

why did I find that hilarious..I think it was the Tee hee part.....

[Elles]

That post I just made reminds me of that one South Park episode... *giggle*

[Commander Jumper]

I've only seen a wee bit of South Park, myself...I was gonna start watching it more often....but my mum called it inapropraite......she thinks my love of men born in the 70's is wrong too.... (Shanks, Kavan Smith, ect.)

[Elles]

My Mum isn't perceptive enough on that subject to know of my love of them...

[Commander Jumper]

My mum is rather controlling. She says it's a sick show...yet she watches MAD T.V. and SNL all the time....I call that...unfair

[Elles]

My mum just doesn't pay enough attention.

[Commander Jumper]

ha lucky

[Elles]

That and I'm not extremely open about it with her... All she cares about is my school work, piano, chinese skills, and me not being as "addicted to Stargate" as she beleives I am...

[Commander Jumper]

I'm not open with my mum...and she know everything I do....it's the psychic gene