things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[Replicator Fifth]

: The Megadoomer 3000, highly advance planet conquering mech!

Robber duckey: :*gasp* It got Chicken legs!!!

:yes...chicken legs...

[jmoz]

Todd : Veni, Vidi, Vici.

[Replicator Fifth]

: I built it myself DOES IT NOT AMAZE YOU?!

[timstro59]

:Todd Veni, Vidi, Vici.

In scientia virtus
Todd:
veritas, scientia et victoria
Todd:
pax et ignoscentia
Todd:
fortitudo fortis defendit.
Todd:
fortitudo, amor et misericordia
Todd: wait, how do those 2 know that language.

[Mimzy]

: *crying* I WANT MY MR. SQUIGGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: Here he is! He was snuggling with Num Nums and accidentally got transported back with me onto the Gen. Hammond.
: MR. SQUIGGLES!!!!!!!!!!! *squeaking noise* Oh, Sam, I love you!
*kissing sounds*

[Tiger]

Ronon: I woke up and my gun was gone. I want it BACK.

[Mimzy]

: Mr. Squiggles, what are you doing with Ronon's gun--NO, DON'T YOU DARE KILL MY ZHU ZHU!!!!!!!! *loud noises*

[Replicator Fifth]

Mr. Woolsey: Kavanagh, we have a secret mission for you, if you succeed in reclaiming the mining vessel that is stranded you will be head scientist.

Kavanagh: Mr. Woolsey, I want to thank you for this opertunity *heads toward the Stargate*

Mr. Woolsey: wait! don't forget to wear this protective armor *hands him a bright red shirt*

[jmoz]

Mr. Woolsey: Kavanagh, we have a secret mission for you, if you succeed in reclaiming the mining vessel that is stranded you will be head scientist.

Kavanagh: Mr. Woolsey, I want to thank you for this opertunity *heads toward the Stargate*

Mr. Woolsey: wait! don't forget to wear this protective armor *hands him a bright red shirt*

LOL can't green you yet for it. A bright red shirt with a giant bulls-eye.

[Replicator Fifth]

lol I was actualy going to add " and flashing leds" but,that has the same effect.

[jmoz]

*lets out a shriek causing everyone to stare*
Ugh, what is it now Mckay?
I saw a nightmare.
What?
Sesame Street.

[Princess Awinita]

*lets out a shriek causing everyone to stare*
Ugh, what is it now Mckay?
I saw a nightmare.
What?
Sesame Street.

(continuing:;;
OMG, care to say who exactly?
Elmo
Do I feel bad for you, you saw the Demon of the place, here go get something to eat at Micky D's *gives Rodney $25*

[Replicator Fifth]

*mckay gets a happy meal which came with a elmo toy*
: *looks on the verge of tears*

[timstro59]

*running and screaming through the hall*
me: *in wraith costume, on a unicycle, juggling lemons and oranges, following while constantly saying "lemon, lemon lemon"*
keep him away!!!!

[Mimzy]

: Uh, Mr. Woolsey?
Woolsey: Yes, what is it, Colonel?
: Uh...Ronon's dead.
Woolsey: Excuse me?
: Ronon...is dead. Rodney killed him.
Woolsey: Is this some kind of a joke?
: No joke. Rodney was trying to defend Mr. Squiggles and accidentally killed Ronon...
Woolsey: Mr. Squiggles.
: Yes, sir.