things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[Princess Awinita]

Where is Rodney?
Fishing
Fishing? Rodney HATES fishing
What's he fishing?
His laptop
Radek got mad I see....
I told Rodney to keep his windows closed....

*all trying to not laugh as finally Radek gets his winning edge, an open window*

(I couldn't help it, this had in fact happened to a find of mine who was renting a houseboat for a week and dropped his hairdryer int othw lake out his bathroom window)

[HAL2100]

Upon arriving in Atlantis:

"Please be advised that we have not yet located the bathrooms."

[HAL2100]

Enemy at the Gate Spoiler:

Spoiler:

"We have confirmed that Domino's Pizza cannot deliver to Atlantis for security reasons'

[sillyscipia]

*McKay, Sheppard, Ronon, and Zelenka all start singing High School Musical songs*

[BFH_Bushy_Tush]

"Everyone be warned. McKay just found out that another ex-colleague of his is taking credit for his work."

[Mimzy]

:
The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her Bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will we'll roam.

Everyone:
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.

& Woolsey: *grabbing *

: Great. I come here for a visit and now I'm going to be spiritually sacrificed in some ancient pirate ritual.

[Princess Awinita]

Chuck: Col Sheppard we are getting a radio signal
Is it Wraith?
Chuck: doesn't sound like it
Then what is it?
Chuck: .....
Is that music?
[static comes over the radio]
No that is static...
I hear voices.
[everyone goes quiet and the sopunds of....]
Odd Voice: Happy Happy! Boing boing!! Yep yep!
Somebody tell me I'm dreaming
[three Yip Yips appear in the gateroom still singing and dancing]
*faints*

[HAL2100]

"Oprah Windrey has been granted exclusive interview rights to the members of the Expedition and will be spending the next month on Atlantis taping a documentary - and taking a vacation"

[Mimzy]

Spoilers for "Enemy at the Gate"

Spoiler:

: Why is that ship coming straight toward us?
: What ship? I thought the Navy blocked off this part of the San Francisco Bay!
: *points*
: Oh...crap.
: Somebody radio Carter before that thing crashes into us!!

[HAL2100]

"Standby for an emergency landing on water! Assume the crash position and remember white lights lead to red lights that lead to the exits"

[Mimzy]

"Standby for an emergency landing on water! Assume the crash position and remember white lights lead to red lights that lead to the exits"

: Wait, WHAT?!
Random Soldier: Crap, I'm color blind...
: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO THE MILITARY IF YOU'RE COLOR BLIND?!
Soldier: I didn't join the Navy?
:

[HAL2100]

Enemy at the Gates Spoilers...

Spoiler:

"We've just received word that PETA and the world wide community of animal rights activists are calling for us to be tried before the International Criminal Court for crimes against animal-kind for killing hundreds of thousands of birds as we reentered Earth's atmosphere."

[Mimzy]

Enemy at the Gate spoilers (kind of) :

Spoiler:

: So, Sam, what are you up to now that you're not on Atlantis?
: I'm going to be commanding the Gen. Hammond now.
: Umm...but isn't he dead?
: *headdesk*

[HAL2100]

Enemy at the Gate Spoiler

Spoiler:

Elle Woods: Hi everyone! I'm Senator Woods and I'm your new IOA representative. I do hope that we can all get along. First thing, I think this city needs a new paint job and a remodel - the Pink paint will be here on Tuesday.

[sillyscipia]

Enemy at the Gate Spoiler

Spoiler:

Elle Woods: Hi everyone! I'm Senator Woods and I'm your new IOA representative. I do hope that we can all get along. First thing, I think this city needs a new paint job and a remodel - the Pink paint will be here on Tuesday.

...you're joking.