things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[sillyscipia]

Does ANYONE remember this song?? It's so weird...

Yup.

damn, now it's in my head!

[sillyscipia]

: I've learned my lesson! I've showered in cold water, looked at a tree. It's been three hours! I NEED HAIR PRODUCT!!
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:rodney: : Can you make me a birdhouse or something?

[Mimzy]

: I've learned my lesson! I've showered in cold water, looked at a tree. It's been three hours! I NEED HAIR PRODUCT!!
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:rodney: : Can you make me a birdhouse or something?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *stops to breathe* HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! It won't let me green you!!

[sillyscipia]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *stops to breathe* HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! It won't let me green you!!

Those are actually quotes from "Camp Rock" starring the Jonas Brothers. Joe Jonas said the first one, and PKJ II said the second.

[Mimzy]

Those are actually quotes from "Camp Rock" starring the Jonas Brothers. Joe Jonas said the first one, and PKJ II said the second.

omg I KNEW the birdhouse line sounded familiar!!!

[sillyscipia]

omg I KNEW the birdhouse line sounded familiar!!!

You watched it? No way!

: [answer his phone on speaker] Hello?
: Hey buddy! How's my birdhouse coming?
Rodney!
: Sorry! It's not my fault you didn't ask him to make you anything.
: I didn't want anything.
: Well, I wanted a birdhouse!
: And what do you want a birdhouse for?
: So that more birds can come to...
: [interrupting McKay] Guys!
& : [together] Sorry.

[Mimzy]

Yes, I watched it.
And I actually liked it
I know...it was so cliche but for some reason I liked it way better than HSM. Maybe it has to do w/ the fact that I hate Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens and Demi Lovato has a much better voice than V.

[sillyscipia]

Yes, I watched it.
And I actually liked it
I know...it was so cliche but for some reason I liked it way better than HSM. Maybe it has to do w/ the fact that I hate Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens and Demi Lovato has a much better voice than V.

and the fact that Joe jonas sings better than zac efron. And he's not as hideous.

: I hate it when i have to be uncool.

[FN-P90]

Caddy Shack!
Animal House!

[RodneyIsGodney]

Rodney has, once again, escaped from the infirmary ...and he's ...doped to the gills...

(...in the mess hall...standing on a table...)


I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I understand equations, both simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's,
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes if Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parablous.
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs if Aristophanes,
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din before,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Balylonic cuniform,
And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a chassepot rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery:
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee---

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still in matters vegetable, animal and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.


Not again!
*facepalms*Oh, Bloody hell!
Oh..My..God...
*speechless*
Can I shoot him now?
I think I lost my appetite.

[toomuchcaf]

Thats the same as "The Pirate King" tune.

[Mimzy]

and the fact that Joe jonas sings better than zac efron. And he's not as hideous.

AGREED!!!!!!!!

Rodney has, once again, escaped from the infirmary ...and he's ...doped to the gills...

(...in the mess hall...standing on a table...)


I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I understand equations, both simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's,
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes if Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parablous.
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs if Aristophanes,
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din before,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Balylonic cuniform,
And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a chassepot rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery:
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee---

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still in matters vegetable, animal and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.


Not again!
*facepalms*Oh, Bloody hell!
Oh..My..God...
*speechless*
Can I shoot him now?
I think I lost my appetite.

OMGZ hahaha
btw, I LOVE your siggy!!!! David is adorable, especially in the A Dog's Breakfast banner! I can't believe S5 starts so soon...and that I'm going to see him at Shore Leave Con! OMGGG *faints from over-fangirlishness*

[x_stargatergirl_x]

Carter: Everyone, the whales are coming again. Please stay calm and g-
Rodney: Sammy!!!
Carter:Excuse me?

[FN-P90]

: Me John Big Tree!

[Mimzy]

Carter: Everyone, the whales are coming again. Please stay calm and g-
Rodney: Sammy!!!
Carter:Excuse me?

OMG I HAD to green you.

& : *singing*
I know you
I walked with you once upon a dreaaaammm...
*waltz off into the hallway*

: Wtf?!
: What the bloody hell did you put in their coffee, John?
: *with video camera* Oh...nothing...

Thanks to BlueSkys from ff.net for the coffee-hyperness idea...