Originally posted by Liam Kincaid
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Great News: The contract that Priceline has with Shatner precludes him from any and all work that is not on behalf of Priceline. Richard Dean Anderson is back in."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms. -
Originally posted by chyron View Post
Bad News:
Richard Dean Anderson signs a contract with Priceline.Comment
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Good News: Priceline went bankrupt and therefore out of buisness so there is no longer a contract with RDA, so he's back in.
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Bad News: Everyone has lost interest in this thread."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Good News: It can be reborn! I mean if Daniel can do it anyone can....sigpic
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Originally posted by MechaThor View Post
Bad News:
But Daniel needed help from Oma - and if she helps us now she'll set Anubis free!Comment
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Good News: Anubis has learnt his leason and now bakes cakes for orphan children!sigpic Banner Made By Me for Me The Red Team proudly supports Stargate: Universe, Suck it BlueComment
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bad news the kids came back from where ever they where and sam tells them and jack that shes pregnant with octuplets
sorry if this is a repeat but i havent read the whole thread
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Sozan, a Chinese Zen master, was asked by a student: "What is the most valuable thing in the world?"
The master replied: "The head of a dead cat."
"Why is the head of a dead cat the most valuable thing in the world?" inquired the student.
Sozan replied: "Because no one can name its price."
A long time ago in China there were two friends, one who played the harp skillfully and one who listened skillfully.
When the one played or sang about a mountain, the other would say: "I can see the mountain before us."
When the other played about water, the listener would exclaim: "Here is the running stream!"
But the listener fell sick and died. The first friend cut the strings of his harp and never played again. Since that time the cutting of harp strings has always been a sign of intimate friendship.
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Good news: there Jackssigpic
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Bad News: They turn out not to be Jacks in the end but are instead 8 xenomorph From the Alien films!sigpic Banner Made By Me for Me The Red Team proudly supports Stargate: Universe, Suck it BlueComment
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Good news: A group of Jack clones have been secretly created to fight the xenomorphs.Comment
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Originally posted by 1DanielForMe View Post
Bad News: The Jack clone embryoes were accidentaly contaminated with Iratus Bug DNA!Comment
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Good News: The Jacks kill all the xenomorphsOriginally posted by Liam Kincaid View Post
Bad News: The an unseen xenomorph queen has created more Face Huggers which then infect the Iratus Bug Jack Clones. Createing an New army of super strong Humanoid Iratus bug mutant xenomorphs. Each with the evilness of the aliens as well as the healing power of wrath and the military mind of Jack! Then they are takern host by powerful goa'uld with a fleet of advanced ancient ships!
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THE GOOD NEWS:
There just happened to be another ancient shair device with a full up ZPM for Jack to use to nuke the fleet.
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You are doing just fineOriginally posted by Okohme View Post
Bad News: A Freak asteroid lands on the new Chair Device and Drones destroying it! While the Fleet of Goa'uld infested, Iratus Bug Jack cloned xenomorphs in ancient war ships are still on their way!sigpic Banner Made By Me for Me The Red Team proudly supports Stargate: Universe, Suck it BlueComment
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