Nikola: Hey, everybody, Jonas apparently has apparently contracted the H1N1 virus...I dunno what that means, but he's just lying here moaning and I don't know what to do with him...
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We've riges naquardia-laced ZPM's from Altantis to the SGC's Stargate to try & dial the 9th Chevron/Destiny & have caused a fatal overload, all personell near the surface need to make it outside the mountain in order ot be beamed up by the Hammond before the planet explodes. You have 60 seconds. . . ."Comment
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Attention: There have now been 60 reported cases of the H1N1 virus, or "swine flu" on base...all personnel are required to receive the vaccination immediately. Due to the limited supply of the vaccine, we regret to inform anyone with an aversion to needles that we were unable to procure any of the "flu mist" alternative.Originally posted by GSRgategirl923 View Post
Isn't that contagious?
Yupp.
Nicky:*Backs Away*"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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random doctor: hey, lets take an x-ray.
what an idiot.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts....
sir, we have a serious situation and all you think of is singing.
indeed, ... and there they are standing in a row....
ahhhhhhhhh.
me: ...big ones, small ones...
...some as big as your head...
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*HeadDesk*
*FacePalm*
GG: wth?
What?
Anouncement: Attention we have officially run out of the H1N1 vaccine so anyone who has not received it will be quarantined inside this base (with all the sick people) for the next 2 weeks.Comment
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Nikola: LET THE WILD RUMPUS START!!!!!!!!!
*loud screaming, howling, and roaring*
*crash*
*boom*
Some people might actually want to hear that, but in general, I think the entire base would freak out.
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intercom: (siler) we have recieved a crate marked "send to rodney mckay"
intercom: ()whats in it?
intercom: (siler) lemons.
intercom: (landry) we'll send it through the gate as soon as possible.
nikola: (thinking) mckays going to be mad at the person who sent that.Comment
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*loud screaming*Originally posted by hal2100 View Post"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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Intercom: 101110001001010111010010110110010110100011011001001010101010101011Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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*In Atlantis*Originally posted by timstro59 View Postintercom: (siler) we have recieved a crate marked "send to rodney mckay"
intercom: ()whats in it?
intercom: (siler) lemons.
intercom: (landry) we'll send it through the gate as soon as possible.
nikola: (thinking) mckays going to be mad at the person who sent that.
Hey McKay you got a package from Stargate Command.
Ooh I hope its my soaps..I mean the monster truck rally last week.. *Opens Package of Lemons* *Passes out*
These are perfect for my pie *Takes Box*
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*screaming*
: Teal'c? 
: ...Dr. Jackson...I did not expect you--
: What happened? You were screaming like a girl...
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The nubbin is back Daniel Jackson! *hides*
Wait, your afraid of the nubbin?
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Ashley: Nubbin!?
I thought I ate him.
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