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things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom
From a few years back, about the time of the 'Foothold' incident...
"Due to the recent foothold incursion, we're implementing a new security protocol effective immediately. By Presidential order, all off-world teams will be required to immediately perform two minutes of Riverdance upon returning to the gate room. Any team member unable to perform the dance will be immediately shot."
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Landry: The SCO Group has filed a lawsuit claiming that Carter's use of UNIX to build a virtual DHD violated their copyright.
(If you're not familar with The SCO Group, they filed multiple lawsuits claiming that Linux incorporated copyrighted components of UNIX. They've all been dismissed and the organization is pretty much bankrupt)
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Not again!! Stop saying INDEED!!!!!
I am sorry Daniel Jackson.
-to Helen- we've been working together 11 years, and no one really knows if they are or aren't sleeping together. Helen:How do you not know these things?
Announcement: Any member of the SGC found to be coughing up a fur ball in a public area and not cleaning it up will be subjected to disciplinary action.
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Not again!! Stop saying INDEED!!!!!
I am sorry Daniel Jackson.
-to Helen- we've been working together 11 years, and no one really knows if they are or aren't sleeping together. Helen:How do you not know these things?
Its not like we hide in their closets to see if they do!
Indeed.
Your doing it again..
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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