things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Nikola: THats cause you dont believe!

The Game?

[Mimzy]

-to - i take it you dont what THE GAME is?
nope why dont you tell me...
okay but if i tell you, you have to be willing to play 24/7 for the rest of your life.
on second thought never mind!
good idea.
Nikola:My Pigeons no they are escaping!!!!!!!!!!
Helen: Nikola there are no pigeons in here...


~~~~
BTW Mimzy thanks for making me lose the game
Its been two weeks since the last time i lost!!
i was trying to beat my record of 4 weeks.
Now i have to start over

Sorry

Nikola: THats cause you dont believe!

The Game?

Spoiler:

There are three rules to "The Game".

1) You're always playing the Game.
2) If you think about the Game, you lose.
3) If you lose, you have to publicly announce that you lost (hereby making everyone else around you lose).

: What do you mean, we don't believe?
Nikola: *starts flapping arms* I believe I can flyyyy--
: NO! SOMEONE SHUT HIM UP!
: Okay. *kisses Nikola*
:

[AtlantisRules!!!]

um.... I guess I just lost then?

Nikola: he he.... your pretty.
Thank you

[Mimzy]

um.... I guess I just lost then?

Nikola: he he.... your pretty.
Thank you

Yes. you did.

:
: Please don't kill him; he'll just come back to life again... *sigh*
: Indeed.
: *to *
Nikola: *stumbling around like a drunk guy* Hehe...what was I doing again? I don't remember...
:
Helen: *to * Weren't we supposed to go to dinner together?
: Oh, yeah. I forgot Let's go! NOW. *grabs Helen*
: *looking at and Nikola* Why do I have the feeling that it's going to get very awkward in here very soon...

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Make a nikola smilie and replace mckay with it in your sig

Cause its going to.
Nikola: *still stumbling* wow... your pretty.
You said that already...
Indeed.
Nikola: .......................... your pretty.

[Mimzy]

If I figure out how to make smilies, I might just do that.
Or maybe I'll just write a fanfic based on all this...wow...

Nikola:No really...you're pretty...your eyes are stunningly beautiful--they have this amazing...electricity...to them, and...
: *blushing* Why...well...I...
: Okay, NOW we can leave.
: I'm right with you.
: Indeed.

[AtlantisRules!!!]

We're accually on at the same time

... I'd tell you... If I knew how myself

Nikola: Now that they're gone... I should tell you how I feel about you.... Sam, I lo- ooh! A pigeon!!

[HAL2100]

If I figure out how to make smilies, I might just do that.
Or maybe I'll just write a fanfic based on all this...wow...

MIMZY: Hey Everyone! All of my daily reports will have smiley faces in them from here on out.

[Mimzy]

We're accually on at the same time

... I'd tell you... If I knew how myself

Nikola: Now that they're gone... I should tell you how I feel about you.... Sam, I lo- ooh! A pigeon!!

: HEY!
Nikola: Oh, what?! Oh...
:
Nikola: No, no, no! Don't get mad! I love you!
: That's much better Now you can play with your pigeon.

MIMZY: Hey Everyone! All of my daily reports will have smiley faces in them from here on out.

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Nikola: Pigeon!!! *runs off*

[HAL2100]

"I am Tom Zarek and I've assumed control of the government as acting President"

[Mimzy]

Nikola: *cradling pigeon* Isn't he cute?
:Not as cute as you.
Nikola: *putting pigeon down* Well, true...
:
Walter: *bursting into room* Hey, I'm back from lunch--WHOA WHAT THE--?!?!

[AtlantisRules!!!]

*gives Walter a "Get Outta Here Punk" Look*
Walter: *backs slowly out*

[HAL2100]

"The head of Area 51 Defense Research, Gauis Baltar, will be on site to upgrade our systems..."

[Mimzy]

Landry Hello, Walter...what's wrong?
Walter: I, uh, um, uh...*points to door*
Landry : *opens door* Colonel?!
: GENERAL!
Nikola: ...crap.