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"Due to some technical difficulties, the ATLANTIS intercom has been accidently cross-connected with the SGC intercom. Please ignore any annoucement that the base self-destruct has been activated and any screams of pain or torment.""The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by chyron View Post"Due to some technical difficulties, the ATLANTIS intercom has been accidently cross-connected with the SGC intercom. Please ignore any annoucement that the base self-destruct has been activated and any screams of pain or torment."The drums, the drums, the never ending drumbeat! Open me you human fool! Open the light and summon me and receive my majesty!
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Originally posted by Mickey23 View PostWould the driver of the Ha'tak class vessel please return to the top of the mountain. You left the engine running. Kree!Originally posted by bigj5612 View PostGeneral Landery speaking, the NID have been given complete control of this base. No, Jack you can not set the self-destruct.
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Announcement: Please remember that the gate room will be unavailable on the night of Tuesday, August 21st to allow the room to be repainted pink and sunshine yellow in accordance with General Landry's initiative to present a cheerier base decor."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Announcement: All internet access to GATEWORLD.COM is now prohibited."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by chyron View PostAnnouncement: All internet access to GATEWORLD.COM is now prohibited.Vote Anubis for President in 2012A Face you Can TrustsigpicSo whats the worst that could happen?Supporter of the "It's Asgard, NOT AsgUard !" campaignIt is better to debate a question without settling it than to settle a question without debating it.
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