things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[kennythewraith]

hammond: oh crap kinsey is back...ok..calm down major...uh hide jack we dont need kinsey to know jacks been "compromised again!!!

[Mimzy]

: *waking up* I have an idea...
*10 min later*
Nikola: Hello.
Kinsey: Who the hell are you?
Nikola: I vant to suck your blood!
Kinsey: *runs*
Nikola: Works every time.

[GSRgategirl923]

Intercom: *creepy voice* You know I love you...
: ...*runs*
Intercom: *screaming* COME BACK! AAAAHH I'LL DIE WITHOUT YOU!


(If you've seen/read Coraline, you'll get it...)

-is terrified- -hides in supply closet-
-goes to find jack-
Nicky:-to -Really your leaving me?
-already gone-
Helen:Uhm Nicky she already left you..
Druitt: Nicky?!?? -laughs hystericly-

[Bagpuss]

Thanks to those of you who posted/sent me your feedback regarding the proposed change.
However,we have a split decision ,and not enough players ( old/new) responded .Some may have left the game ,or have been unable to get online the past few days.

The original title is
"things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom."

The proposed new title is
"Things you wouldn't want to see on the SGC Videoscreen/hear on the Intercom"

So...I've set up a poll to get a yes/no on the change.
The Poll will run for 7 days and the decision is going to be based on the poll result.

I'll check back to see how you're getting on,but if you have any problems/queries ,I'll be online.

Thank you !
Bagpuss.

[HAL2100]

My intent in suggesting the change is to expand the realm of possibilities for the threads and thus introduce some freshness to the various threads.

[Mimzy]

-is terrified- -hides in supply closet-
-goes to find jack-
Nicky:-to -Really your leaving me?
-already gone-
Helen:Uhm Nicky she already left you..
Druitt: Nicky?!?? -laughs hystericly-

Helen:
Druitt: Okay, I'll stop...don't kill me...
Nikola: I'm all ALONE! Except for pigeon...
: *coming back* Will you chill OUT, I was gone for like, 2 seconds!
Nikola: YOU'RE BACK!!!!!! *HUG*
: What happened to Jack?
: OOF! *pushing Nicky off her* He refuses to come out of the closet...muttering something about buttons...
Screaming Voice () : BEWARE THE BUTTONS!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHH!

[GSRgategirl923]

-runs into-
Sir what did you do ?
i don't know the butons they-- and and --- c'mon i'll show you.
-follows to the supply closet-
Nicky:She left me again?!??
Yupp..

[Espeon1962]

Carter to the male crew:

"Point and shoot means get it in the bowl, not fire away at random!"

[Mimzy]

-runs into-
Sir what did you do ?
i don't know the butons they-- and and --- c'mon i'll show you.
-follows to the supply closet-
Nicky:She left me again?!??
Yupp..

*3 seconds later*
: *screaming and running back* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH THEY'RE TRYING TO SEW BUTTONS IN MY EYES!!!!!!!! *grabs Nikola* SAVE ME!
Nikola:
* appears with creepy spidery-looking Other Mother*
: *to * AAAH YOU HAVE BUTTONS IN YOUR EYES TOO!
: *holding needle, thread, and buttons* Don't worry, it'll only hurt a little bit...
: NOOOOOOOO!

[GSRgategirl923]

-runs-
Everyone Else: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
-walks in- Whats with all the screaming?

[Mimzy]

: Hello, darling, I'm your Other Mother...
: Ummm...I didn't know I had an Other Mother...
Other Mother: Of course you do! Everyone does, silly...do you want some candy?
: I LOVE candy!
Other Mother: You know, you can come live with me forever if you want...nothing will ever be boring, and you'll get all the candy you want...
: Really?
: NOOOOO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL TAKE YOUR SOUL!!!

[kennythewraith]

walter:sir thers been an accident on level 16

hammond:wat is it sgt?

walter:there was an explosion in dr.jacksons lab...he was in there at the time

hammond:hes dead?

walter:well there isnt any remains that we can find but its obvious....(hammond interrupts)

Hammond:well then im not saying he dead

walter:sir...he was in the room when...

Hammond:we have thought he was dead over 10 times and each time he has come back...so find me a body and ill believe!!dissmissed!!

[Mimzy]

Walter: But...sir...aren't YOU supposed to be dead?
: ... I am?
: Here we go again...
: Indeed.
Nikola: stop saying that.
: Indeed.
Nikola:
: Now you see why it's so annoying.
: NICKY! You're SUPPOSED to be protecting us from the creepy other mother person!
Nikola: I am?
: Indeed.

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Nikola: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!
*thinks he means her and starts crying*
Nikola:

[Mimzy]

: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! YOU HATE ME!
Nikola: WHAT?! No! I meant him! *points to tealc*
: Indeed.