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    #751
    157. Sauron
    158. Frodo
    159. Bilbo
    160. Gollemn
    161. Captain Jack Sparrow (drunk son of a... cow!)

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      #752
      Originally posted by Elles
      157. Sauron
      158. Frodo
      159. Bilbo
      160. Gollemn
      161. Captain Jack Sparrow (drunk son of a... cow!)
      162. all the cows on earth (those sick pigs)

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        #753
        163. Homer Simpson (also a drunk son of a cow)

        To see a picture of me in the Miss Teen America pageant, click here.

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          #754
          Siler, marry me please!
          Siler: Yes sir!
          SG1: ugh, time for you 2 to just die. *they shoot Hammond and Siler*
          Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

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            #755
            Daniel: No! Siler, my love!
            Cam: DIE! *shoots Daniel*

            To see a picture of me in the Miss Teen America pageant, click here.

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              #756
              Me: Daniel Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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                #757
                Walter: Oh my God, sir! We're being flooded by fan girls and need a security team right now!
                Landry: Why?
                Walter: Daniel descended in the gate room and the iris is not responding!

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                  #758
                  Landry: All Cheyenne Mountain people, we are being overrun by fangirls, shoot to kill, not anything less.
                  Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

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                    #759
                    Originally posted by Elles
                    Walter: Oh my God, sir! We're being flooded by fan girls and need a security team right now!
                    Landry: Why?
                    Walter: Daniel descended in the gate room and the iris is not responding!
                    Me: *cuts wires to manual iris controls*

                    Spoiler:

                    Originally posted by penguininablender
                    hey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!
                    Originally posted by Rainbow Sun Francks
                    OMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.

                    - RSF

                    http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!

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                      #760
                      Originally posted by penguininablender
                      Me: *cuts wires to manual iris controls*
                      *chuckle*

                      To see a picture of me in the Miss Teen America pageant, click here.

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                        #761
                        Originally posted by Elles
                        *chuckle*
                        teehee, thanks.

                        Spoiler:

                        Originally posted by penguininablender
                        hey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!
                        Originally posted by Rainbow Sun Francks
                        OMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.

                        - RSF

                        http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!

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                          #762
                          Indeed.

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                            #763
                            Originally posted by Elles
                            Indeed.
                            Elles i should sue you...that is sooo my line

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                              #764
                              Oh come on! If every other Stargate fan can say it, why can't I?

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                                #765
                                Cuz Elles..I'm your God....if you do not wish for Sheppards hair to meet a horrid fate with scissors...you will change your mind

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