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    #691
    Originally posted by Elles
    Yes he does...
    Walter: Your attention please! I have this morning's announcements. The mess hall will be serving lemon jello and lemon chicken today. The deaths are as follows... Dr. Daniel Jackson, Dr. Rodney McKay. That is all.
    OH MY GOD!!!! THE PUDDING KILLED DANIEL!!!! PUDDING B*ST*RDS!!!

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      #692
      Col O'Neill - your order from the "Honkin' Great Gun of the Month Club" has arrived...
      sigpic
      Long before you and I were born, others beat these benches with their empty cups,
      To the night and its stars, to the here and now with who we are.

      Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind,
      And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time.

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        #693
        Major Carter, what is this item of clothing called a "boob sling"?
        JACK! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!
        Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
        SG2

        I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

        Spoiler:

        Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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          #694


          i see we broken off the topic of the numbering of things that went way off topic
          Their white flags are no match to our guns!!

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            #695
            :Jonas: I made out with Emerson's wife!
            :Emerson: You *******, DIE!
            Pendergast: Will you two just be quiet, I trying to read Alterran Porno here!
            Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

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              #696
              Hammmond: Attention all personel....We have a special guest visitor here from the CIA.....Arvin Sloane!"
              (note:reference to Alias).....wait his not CIA anyway you get th picture

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                #697
                Originally posted by 2ndgenerationalteran


                i see we broken off the topic of the numbering of things that went way off topic
                Hahahahah
                80.Howie (dumb duck.....constantly killing Daniel) (Actually I might have to put him on my love list)
                81.David Dchuvny (Jerk)
                82.Canada ((no offesnse Candians))(have cheapers drugs than us)
                83.Ben Browder (pretty boy good for nothing.)

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                  #698
                  Originally posted by Puddle_Jumper_One
                  Hahahahah
                  80.Howie (dumb duck.....constantly killing Daniel) (Actually I might have to put him on my love list)
                  81.David Dchuvny (Jerk)
                  82.Canada ((no offesnse Candians))(have cheapers drugs than us)
                  83.Ben Browder (pretty boy good for nothing.)
                  *chuckle*
                  84. Australia (f***in' kangaroos...)
                  85. Daniel Radcliffe
                  86. Daniel Radcliffe
                  87. Daniel Radcliffe
                  88. Daniel Radcliffe
                  89. Daniel Radcliffe
                  90. Daniel Radcliffe
                  91. Robert C. Cooper (oh, so you think it's funny to ruin a perfectly wonderful episode like Sateda... WITH A SHEYLA MOMENT!?!)
                  92. Robert C. Cooper (that's not funny!)
                  93. Robert C. Cooper (but I'm still a fan )
                  94. Will Ferrell (that's not funny!)
                  95. Will Ferrell (that's not funny!)
                  96. Oprah ( What is an Oprah?)

                  To see a picture of me in the Miss Teen America pageant, click here.

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                    #699
                    Originally posted by Elles
                    *chuckle*
                    84. Australia (f***in' kangaroos...)
                    85. Daniel Radcliffe
                    86. Daniel Radcliffe
                    87. Daniel Radcliffe
                    88. Daniel Radcliffe
                    89. Daniel Radcliffe
                    90. Daniel Radcliffe
                    91. Robert C. Cooper (oh, so you think it's funny to ruin a perfectly wonderful episode like Sateda... WITH A SHEYLA MOMENT!?!)
                    92. Robert C. Cooper (that's not funny!)
                    93. Robert C. Cooper (but I'm still a fan )
                    94. Will Ferrell (that's not funny!)
                    95. Will Ferrell (that's not funny!)
                    96. Oprah ( What is an Oprah?)
                    ever seen the video 'End of ze World'? thats what your post reminds me of

                    97.David Hewlett (didn't want to invite me to be in 'A dogs breakfast')
                    98.Jesus
                    99. that Ori B******
                    100. Robert Patrick (think you can yelled at Reese Witherspoon, Joe Flanigan (pretty boy) and Gillain Anderson......Son of a *****)

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                      #700
                      Originally posted by Puddle_Jumper_One
                      ever seen the video 'End of ze World'? thats what your post reminds me of

                      97.David Hewlett (didn't want to invite me to be in 'A dogs breakfast')
                      98.Jesus
                      99. that Ori B******
                      100. Robert Patrick (think you can yelled at Reese Witherspoon, Joe Flanigan (pretty boy) and Gillain Anderson......Son of a *****)
                      *chuckles* Yes, I'm quoting it actually...
                      : Your attention please, I'm taking over the SGC. My first command... Vala, fire z missles!
                      : But I'm tired...
                      : OK... take a nap... THEN FIRE Z MISSLES!

                      To see a picture of me in the Miss Teen America pageant, click here.

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                        #701
                        Uhhhh.....Walter, I love you!
                        Walter: I love you to Daniel!
                        Gross, at least Jonas is straight even though the women he had affairs were Goulds.
                        Mitchell, please come to my room.
                        Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

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                          #702
                          Since when did we find out that Daniel was allergic to Citrus?
                          sigpic
                          SAM/JACK SHIPPER FOREVER

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                            #703
                            It wasn't the citrus... Landry poisoned the pudding! *le gasp* The citrus killed Rodney. He knew the yellow was suspicious... but he was just so hungry and they were out of blue jello...
                            Huzzah! Five hundred posts!

                            To see a picture of me in the Miss Teen America pageant, click here.

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                              #704
                              Sheppard, go back to Atlantis...Elizabeth called and they found your hair gel.
                              Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                              SG2

                              I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                              Spoiler:

                              Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                                #705
                                Originally posted by dancer_4_daniel
                                Sheppard, go back to Atlantis...Elizabeth called and they found your hair gel.
                                : thank God!!!! now I can take off this Paper bag
                                :woah there......take it off in the bathroom...no one wants to see you in that condidtion.
                                : ok....*runs into wall* I'm ok....

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