things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[Elles]

31. Teyla Emmagen (bit of a Mary/Sue... until The Gift... then Mary/Sue again in Condemened... and not to mention Conversion... Grr... but a little less in Critical Mass.)
32. Robing Williams (over rated)
33. Will Ferrell (again, over ratted, not funny... must die.)
34. Will Ferrell
35. Will Ferrell
37. Daniel Radcliffe (over ratted, untalented, overpaid... I honestly will bake a cake if he leaves for the sixth movie.)
38. Daniel Radcliffe (While yes... I'm one of the few people who share this view...)
39. Daniel Radcliffe (but honestly... he possibly only got the job because his father, Mark Radcliffe, was the executive producer for the first two movies and they didn't replace him for the third when Chris Columbus and Mark Radcliffe left because that would be like replacing Joe Flanigan for the part of Sheppard... there would be agony... pain... so on so forth...)
40. Daniel Radcliffe

[wurlitzer153]

Isn't this a little off topic?...

[Elles]

No.

[Col. Shadow Quinn]

31. Teyla Emmagen (bit of a Mary/Sue... until The Gift... then Mary/Sue again in Condemened... and not to mention Conversion... Grr... but a little less in Critical Mass.)
32. Robing Williams (over rated)
33. Will Ferrell (again, over ratted, not funny... must die.)
34. Will Ferrell
35. Will Ferrell
37. Daniel Radcliffe (over ratted, untalented, overpaid... I honestly will bake a cake if he leaves for the sixth movie.)
38. Daniel Radcliffe (While yes... I'm one of the few people who share this view...)
39. Daniel Radcliffe (but honestly... he possibly only got the job because his father, Mark Radcliffe, was the executive producer for the first two movies and they didn't replace him for the third when Chris Columbus and Mark Radcliffe left because that would be like replacing Joe Flanigan for the part of Sheppard... there would be agony... pain... so on so forth...)
40. Daniel Radcliffe

41. Jonas
42. Hammond
43. barney
44. Ganondorf
45. Zelda
46. Koyla
47. Austin Powers
48. Goldmember
49. Nigel Powers
50.Dr. Evil
51. Grandma( too religious)

[penguininablender]

41. Jonas
42. Hammond
43. barney
44. Ganondorf
45. Zelda
46. Koyla
47. Austin Powers
48. Goldmember
49. Nigel Powers
50.Dr. Evil
51. Grandma( too religious)

lol, grandma.

52. Siler ( he thinks he's so cool with that giant wrench)

[Elles]

41. Jonas
42. Hammond
43. barney
44. Ganondorf
45. Zelda
46. Koyla
47. Austin Powers
48. Goldmember
49. Nigel Powers
50.Dr. Evil
51. Grandma( too religious)

*cackle*
53. Elmo

[Col. Shadow Quinn]

54. The pokemon universe (it's so stupid)

[Morgasshk]

(thanks to Syera for starting the star wars quotes... )

Jack: (To Teal'c) - "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

Sam: (to Jack) - "Jack, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

Daniel - "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"

Random Wraith: "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..." (eww!)

Sam (to jack) - "Grab me, Jack. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Jack. Jack!" (Sam) with "A little higher, just a little higher."


hehe...

[Commander Jumper]

55..God (he's always screwing me over)
55. God (he's always on granny Mitchell's side)
56. J.K. Rowling (she killed Dumbledor!!!)
57. Snape (same with ^)
58. Luke Skywalker
59. Michael J. Fox (he sooo ruined the Back to the Future idea)
60. Stuart Little (His voice is played by Michael J. Fox)
61. Hugh Laurie (he's like 47 and gets all the ladies)
62. Dr.House (Jerk)
63. John Heder

[Col. Shadow Quinn]

I made out with Nirriti everybody
I blew up Daniel's room.
Carter, will you marry me?
Yes Sir, I will!
Ronon, please marry me
I will Rodney.

[Elles]

55..God (he's always screwing me over)
55. God (he's always on granny Mitchell's side)
56. J.K. Rowling (she killed Dumbledor!!!)
57. Snape (same with ^)
58. Luke Skywalker
59. Michael J. Fox (he sooo ruined the Back to the Future idea)
60. Stuart Little (His voice is played by Michael J. Fox)
61. Hugh Laurie (he's like 47 and gets all the ladies)
62. Dr.House (Jerk)
63. John Heder

It's actually my personal beleif that Dumbledore is the Harry Potter universe's Merlin and that he has ascended to a higher plane of existence in order to be able to do more to help Harry kill Voldemort.
64. Stacey (she screwed House up...)
65. Cuddy (she follows the rules)
66. Daniel Radcliffe (again you mean...)
67. O'Neill (I have a sneaking suspicion he's a hippie... he's fine for now... but if he changes back... I will hunt him down, hang him by his feet, and cut of his...)

[Commander Jumper]

It's actually my personal beleif that Dumbledore is the Harry Potter universe's Merlin and that he has ascended to a higher plane of existence in order to be able to do more to help Harry kill Voldemort.
64. Stacey (she screwed House up...)
65. Cuddy (she follows the rules)
66. Daniel Radcliffe (again you mean...)
67. O'Neill (I have a sneaking suspicion he's a hippie... he's fine for now... but if he changes back... I will hunt him down, hang him by his feet, and cut of his...)

68. Chase (Pretty boy who rats on his boss......lap dog)
69.Cameron (she's like a puppy around House/ won't date me)
70. Vogler (Jerk)

I agree I've always thought that

[Elles]

68. Chase (Pretty boy who rats on his boss......lap dog)
69.Cameron (she's like a puppy around House/ won't date me)
70. Vogler (Jerk)

I agree I've always thought that

'Bout what? With Dumbledore having ascended to O'Neill being a secret hippie?
71. Chase (the only reason he hasn't been fired yet is because House likes his accent and his hair...)
72. Mr. Garrison (stupid gay kuiperoid...)
73. Ms. Choksondik (oh yeah... she's already dead... on here anyway!)
74. Eric Cartman (minipulative, fat, and suspected serial killer)
75. Kenny

[Commander Jumper]

'Bout what? With Dumbledore having ascended to O'Neill being a secret hippie?
71. Chase (the only reason he hasn't been fired yet is because House likes his accent and his hair...)
72. Mr. Garrison (stupid gay kuiperoid...)
73. Ms. Choksondik (oh yeah... she's already dead... on here anyway!)
74. Eric Cartman (minipulative, fat, and suspected serial killer)
75. Kenny

Dumbledor being ascended
76. George Washington (we allknow he was working with russian spies)
78. Billy Bob Thorton
79. That stupid kid who always leaves gun on my door knob after I leave for work
*Daniel reading list*
: I wonder if he knows I'm the one who does that???

[Elles]

Dumbledor being ascended
76. George Washington (we allknow he was working with russian spies)
78. Billy Bob Thorton
79. That stupid kid who always leaves gun on my door knob after I leave for work
*Daniel reading list*
: I wonder if he knows I'm the one who does that???

Yes he does...
Walter: Your attention please! I have this morning's announcements. The mess hall will be serving lemon jello and lemon chicken today. The deaths are as follows... Dr. Daniel Jackson, Dr. Rodney McKay. That is all.