Landry: Your attention please, due to the malfunctioning cable, we are evacuating the base and going to Vala's house so that we can watch Stargate SG-1 this Friday.
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Samus Aran: I am now in command of Stargate Command, everyone is going to recieve a raise of 500% after I get done "negotiating" with the IOA.
Everyone: YAY!!!!!
Guess what, I had an affair with nirriti and it was great!
SG1: Don't even describe it to us you weirdo.
Gen. O'Neill: Here is a music video of Star Trek: Nemisis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_PMoAHwHs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfjRoUmgEtgCalvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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Landry: Your attention please, this week is poetry week. Everyone is required to write a poem to share when the President visits on Wednsday.Comment
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: roses are red.....violetts are purple.....kittens are snuggly....and I ate something purple
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Landry: We'll be putting on a musical to raise funds for the SGC- anyone seen my broom? Walter?Comment
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EEWWWW! Kinsey's with Hathor!
I KNEW there was a reason I hated that wench...
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Carter: Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?Comment
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Come on, Felger, good boy...no, no, don't touch that!
EXPLOSION
BAD Felger, BAD Felger!
*whimpering Felger*
I love it when Danny's all assertive...
Someone help me!
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a fart
Jedi_Master_Bra'tac, previously known as wako!
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farting contest in the mess hall, the winner gets all the blue jello
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Jack: Dr. Jackson, please remove your collection of artifacts from the armoury. As you should know, it is a very dangerous place and explosions are very...
*BOOM!*
... common.
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Jack: "Um, this is an announcement for whoever screwed up... next time supplies come in, do NOT get the Jell-O and laundry soap confused. I don't know what's worse... the purple uniforms or the pink underwear!"Comment
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(singing): O Freun--de, nicht die-se Töne! Sondern lasst uns an--------ge--nehmere an-stimen..
: is that Jaffa opera??!!
: nope, Beethoven.
: Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium,
wir betreten feuertrunken, Himmlischedein Heiligthum!
Deine zauber binden wieder, was die mode streng getheilt; al-
le menschen werden brüder, wo dein sanfter flügel weilt.
: I told you not to get him that classical music's greatest hits CD!!!
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