...This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. If this had been an actual emergency you would be screwed since SG1 is off world and Dr. Lee is in charge......
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lol, I have another singing oneOriginally posted by Syera
Teal'c: I feel pretty, oh so pretty!
Jack: teal'c, why are you singing into the intercom.
teal'c: Because i do indeed feel pretty, oniellComment
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Holy buckets. That ain't the Seven Brides for Seven Brothers I know. RDA's sure no Howard Keel. o_0
-The Crazy Frog ringtone.
-The Meow Mix jingle.
-Sequencially. (I'd love to show you the webcomic in which this happened, but it seems the site's down.)Comment
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( hear a group of people talking so how should i say it well why don't you try
attention all personal. this is your god speaking you will report to the gate room in 30 minutes. ...ummm sir the red button is on ... oh **** ............some much for that April fools joke.
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Daniel Jackson: "I believe that I have found evidence of how the Ancients died on this document. It says: 'Are you my mommy?'"Such a shame that I wouldn't know by now your revelations
Cut me in, I don't wanna live without your revelations.-AudioslaveComment
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Disturbingly Gurgley Voice: I'm coming to kill you all...Comment
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Daniel: this new tablet says that the ancients were a bunch of people who exscaped their galaxy by the means of a ship called the galactica, and it appears they had a fleet. signed by someone called adama....Their white flags are no match to our guns!!
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lol @ above!
Walter: I SAY when the 7th Chevron locks! Faaark you O'neill, you ALREADY get to do the cool stuff! Oh crap, this is on isn't it... guess i'm fired then...Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harmComment
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Daniel *turns the tablet over*: and PS Frack you...Originally posted by 2ndgenerationalteran
Jack: WHAT?! *punches daniel in the face*Their white flags are no match to our guns!!
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Jedi_Master_Bra'tac, previously known as wako!
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Jack: Daniel, I'm pregnant. It's yours.
Daniel: Wha?? How the hell did this happen!!!!
Sam (whispering): psst! Sir, the intercoms on!!
Jack: Wha? Oh ****!!!I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Walter: Siler, will you PLEASE turn off your "Hercules" soundtrack?!?Comment
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Sam (singing): Now.......
You can bring Jack he's a real wise-crack but don't bring Rodney!
You can bring Siler with his big screwdriver but don't bring Rodney...sigpic
YouTube | "The Happiest Music on Earth!"Comment
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lol, I have one for thatOriginally posted by wurlitzer153
Walter: I would like to announce that Rodney Mckay will be sitting in for dr. lee while he is on vacation and will be sharing an office with col. carter. Also, anyone seen with citrus on the base will be arrested for attempted manslaughter...that is all.
10 minutes later
Sam: Please disregard the last message. The first airmen to bring me a dozen lemons gets promoted...THAT is all.Comment
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