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    We are not supposed to be here!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      *monotone* This is General O-nee-el. Rest assured that there has been no brain slug infestation of any SG Team. All senior officers report to the Gate room for free hats to distribute to your underlings. O-nee-el out.
      "Enemies of the Ori show no mercy in their attempts to draw believers away from the path."
      "Those who abandon the path are evil."
      "Hallowed are the Ori!"

      "Individuals who point the finger and assign blame based on nothing more than their gut instinct are ignorant at best, cretins at worst." -- Joseph Mallozzi

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        caldwell:marks weapons at maximum!!!
        marks:why sir?
        caldwell: chuck norris is attacking!!!
        marks: oh crap...our weapons are useless!!!!!

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          Druitt: Chuck Norris?! Goodbye! *teleports out*
          : Don't worry, I'll beat him up!
          : You are insane.
          : And you're surprised?
          : ...no...
          "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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            ONeill: For the record, I'm not too concerned about someone stealing my jock strap as I can always get another. However, I think I have a case of crabs...a really, BAD case of crabs.
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            http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=69210

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              : Why is there an awkward silence all of a sudden?
              *awkward silence continues*
              :
              "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                -Goes to find Chuck Norris-
                Ashley:Where'd he run off to?
                to fight Chuck Norris.
                Ashley:What??!?!? No!!
                Helen: Ashley i thought you told me you weren't with him?
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                  Ashley: Errmm....
                  Helen: *disapprovng glare*
                  Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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                    AHHH!!!!!
                    Ashley:Don't worry baby, im comming -grabs gun-
                    Wait--What?
                    Helen:Ashley!!! No!!
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                      Ashley: Oh shut up mom!
                      Helen:
                      Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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                        : It's okay, honey...
                        Helen: WHAT did you just call me?!
                        : Erm...nothing...
                        Nikola: Well THAT's awkward. And so are the dance leggings you guys all have to wear now
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                        "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                          "For security purposes, not to mention productivity, access to Facebook and MySpace is no longer possible via base computer."
                          The Stargate Character Facebook/Twitter Status Page

                          http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=69210

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                            Originally posted by HAL2100 View Post
                            "For security purposes, not to mention productivity, access to Facebook and MySpace is no longer possible via base computer."
                            : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
                            : You're on facebook, sir?
                            : What? No...whatever gave you that idea?
                            : Oh. Because the rest of us all are...
                            : Hey, how come you haven't friended any of us?
                            : ...
                            "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                              Helen: *glares* Are you *gives username*
                              .........
                              Helen: You are aren't you? That user has been attempting to meet me and flirting with me for about a year now.
                              *glares at *
                              heh heh...
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                                Nikola: HAHAHAHA you're screwed.
                                : Indeed.
                                : *headpalm* Not AGAIN!
                                : Indeed.
                                : GAH!
                                : Indeed.
                                : AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH *goes crazy*
                                "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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