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things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom
: Jack!
: Tell'em I ain't comin' back!
: I'm sorry!
: Burn the land,
Boil the sea,
: You can't stay.
: You can't take the sky from me!
: You have to go back to DC!
I'm sorry the Gate address you have dialled has not been recognised. Please disconnect and try again... I repeat...
"What do you mean by 'Oopps'?" Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps... Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...! Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six! I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellentI also cook...! To thy own self... Be true May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!
Attention All Personnel... We have a 'Foothold' situation...! Colonel Maybourne is after a foot rub...!
"What do you mean by 'Oopps'?" Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps... Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...! Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six! I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellentI also cook...! To thy own self... Be true May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!
Attention all personnel, if you are happy and you know it, please clap your hands!
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Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name "Give me a pen and I'll write the words" http://avp60685.blogspot.com/
Attention All Personnel... 'You put your left leg in....!'
"What do you mean by 'Oopps'?" Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps... Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...! Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six! I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellentI also cook...! To thy own self... Be true May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!
Attention all personal: Due to new regulations towards aliens from other planets the 'Stargate' must now be referred to as the 'hole of hope', 'the tunnel of triumph' or 'the great worm that rides a magic rainbow' thank you.
Attention SGC, I am afraid that all missions off-world are hereby cancelled until further notice, this is your fellow Goa'uld speaking, thank you for your cooperation!
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Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name "Give me a pen and I'll write the words" http://avp60685.blogspot.com/
attention all personnel: mgm has decided to bring back stargate!! *listens to cheers* but with justin beiber as general o'neill, kim kardashian as colonel carter, taylor lautner as daniel jackson, samuel l jackson as teal'c, and lindsay lohan as the deceased general hammond. *listens to screams* thank you, and carry on.
attention all personnel: mgm has decided to bring back stargate!! *listens to cheers* but with justin beiber as general o'neill, kim kardashian as colonel carter, taylor lautner as daniel jackson, samuel l jackson as teal'c, and lindsay lohan as the deseased general hammond. *listens to screams* thank you, and continue on.
Samuel L Jackson as Teal'c isn't as bad as the other ones you came up with!
'This is Sgt. Siler... If I give the Stargate any more power she'll blow...!'
"What do you mean by 'Oopps'?" Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps... Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...! Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six! I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellentI also cook...! To thy own self... Be true May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!
Attention SGC, there is a bake sale going on in the gate room, if you want to help support our fellow Tok'ra please come on out to support this worthy cause!
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Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name "Give me a pen and I'll write the words" http://avp60685.blogspot.com/
Attention all Personnel...! Attention all Personnel...! Will all who borrowed equipment for the SGC Tennis tournament please return all racquets to Sgt. Siler and balls to the Chief Master Sgt...! I repeat....
"What do you mean by 'Oopps'?" Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps... Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...! Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six! I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellentI also cook...! To thy own self... Be true May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!
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