things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[HAL2100]

"Clean up team to Level 18, Lab B, Clean up team to Level 18, Lab B, Colonel Carter just had a nerd-gasm."

[HAL2100]

"People! Just because the base's pet pig likes bacon, doesn't mean that you should feed it to him."

[timstro59]

intercom: hi welcome to bakin bacon with macon.

green for reference

[ShadowCat]

" we just ran out of toilet paper, coffee milk and coffee. have a nice day"

[timstro59]

" we just ran out of toilet paper, coffee milk and coffee. have a nice day"

*screams of epic proportions are heard as daniel turns green and his muscles start growing*

[Mimzy]

*screams of epic proportions are heard as daniel turns green and his muscles start growing*

: YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!

[HAL2100]

: YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!

We don't like you when you're not angry.

[Mimzy]

We don't like you when you're not angry.

: *LOUD SCREAMS**CRASH**BOOM*
Walter: We're all going to--
: Don't you DARE say it--
Walter: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gem of Tigress]

* Shoots Walter and Gives Daniel his coffee *

[akren]

"Sam & Jack, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g...."

[timstro59]

"Sam & Jack, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g...."

me: i'm not surprised, i saw in the tree yesterday
&
me: *runs*
& *run after after shooting their zats*

[Tova]

You'd think he'd given up after two hours of trying that.
I don't even have to dodge. He just kind of misses.

[IV]

*picks up the phone in his office, rings Sam's office* "Wasssssup?"
*blinks, picks up hers* "Wasssuuup?"
& *at the same time, ring daniel's phone*
"Hello?"
& Wasssssuuuup
*facepalms* Never... let them at movies.. again!

[Gem of Tigress]

Mmmmmmmm... time to feast!

[HAL2100]

"I am Lord of Mordoor. Surrender and pledge yourself to me!"